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1.我不想拥有超能力，只要有钞能力就够了。
I don"t want to have superpowers, as long as I have the ability to make money.
2.我要努力变成你喜欢的样子，然后潇洒地离开你。
I will try to become what you like and then leave you smartly.
3.没事多挣钱，有空多花钱。
Make more money when you are free, spend more when you are free.
4.如果你看不上我，那真是浪费了这双眼睛。
If you don"t like me, you are wasting your eyes.
5.就算失败99次，也阻挡不了我继续凑个整数的决心。
Even if I fail 99 times,I can"t stop my determination to make up a round number.
6.努力了这么久也没个结果，看出来了，我是一点天赋都没有，还好脸皮厚。
Having worked hard for so long but no result, I can see that I have no talent at all, fortunately, I am thick-skinned.
7.我一直觉得，改变发型就能变好看，现实告诉我，这仅是人生一大错觉！
I always think, change hair style can become good-looking, the reality tells me, this is only a big illusion of life!
8.你说读不懂我，很正常，因为我屏蔽了凡人。
You say you can"t read me, which is normal, because I block mortals.
9.假如生活欺骗了我，那我就将计就计，欺骗自己，继续开心。
If life cheats me, then I will cheat myself and continue to be happy.
10.你发福了，不知道吗？简直是身在福中不知福！
You"re putting on weight, don"t you know? What a blissful ignorance!
11.喜欢你才会哄你，我只会惹你生气。
Those who like you will coax you, I will only make you angry.
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