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我的一句问候就能让你从4G变成2G，你是有多讨厌我。
A greeting from me can change you from 4G to 2G. How much do you hate me?
走过的路越多，越喜欢宅着。认识的人越多，越喜欢孩子。
The more roads I have traveled, the more I like to stay at home. The more people you know, the more you like children.
回忆总是会不自觉得打我一巴掌，指着旧伤不许我遗忘。
Memories will always make me slap me, pointing to the old injury will not allow me to forget.
爱情就像一只蝴蝶，它喜欢飞到哪里，就把欢乐带到哪里。
Love is like a butterfly, it brings joy wherever it likes to fly.
看见一个老婆婆在卖橘子，写了一张标牌，上面有四个字：甜过初恋。
I saw an old woman selling oranges and wrote a sign with four words on it: Sweet love first love.
不是所有人都能让我在wifi发不出消息的情况下切换到数据流量的。
Not everyone can let me switch to data traffic if wifi can"t send a message.
玫瑰说：不是所有的花都代表爱情；钻石说：不是所有的钻石都代表永恒。
Rose said: Not all flowers represent love; Diamond said: Not all diamonds represent eternity.
钱财不但可以改变人的个性，还可以让人露出本性。
Money can not only change people"s personality, but also reveal their nature.
你触摸的是天底下最可爱的笑脸，却肩负的是天底下最神圣的责任。
What you touch is the cutest smile under the world, but the most sacred responsibility under the world.
多少个黎明，您牵着朝霞做伴；多少个黄昏，您带着星星归还。
How many dawns are you holding the morning glow as companions; how many dusks are you returning with the stars.
生理的青春如美丽的花朵，但它不能永开不谢；心理的青春如苍松翠柏，可以傲对时间的风霜。
The physical youth is like a beautiful flower, but it cannot be kept open forever; the psychological youth is like a pine and cypress, which can be proud of the wind and frost of time.
人们总说，该来的始终都会来，该是你的永远都是你的，可是我却喜欢那些如期而至的，比如姨妈！
People always say that what should come will always come, that yours will always be yours, but I like those that come as expected, such as aunts!
我们和好吧。这句话越长大，越说不出口。
Let"s make up. The older this sentence grows, the more unspeakable it is.
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