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真是年纪大了，刮个胡子都没年轻几岁！
I am really no longer young,I can’t look a few years younger even if I shaved!
可怜我一世精明，成熟的太早，童年得
太晚！
It is a pity that I have been quite smart for a whole life,being mature too early, and childhood too late!
打开电视后，很快就厌世了，谁也不想理！
When I turn on the TV, I soon become world-weary. I don’t want to talk to anyone!
我看着一颗发霉的橘子说，你怎么坏成这样？
I looked at a moldy orange and said, how can you be so bad?
我把自己养胖，还不是为了给你送份惊喜！
I raised myself to be fat, because I want to give you a surprise!
想做你的太阳，因为我想离你一亿五千万公里远！
Willing to be your sun, because I want to be 150 million miles away from you!
我明明很瘦，这多出来的体重肯定是地心引力！
I am obviously quite thin, this extra weight must be gravity!
连祸都不单行了，而我却还单身！
Even the disaster happens more than once at a time,but I’m still single!
当我不愁吃时，就得愁穿了，之前的衣服都装不进我了！
When I don"t have to worry about food, I have to worry about clothes. I can"t fit my old clothes in!
什么时候，我连自己说的谎都信了？
When did I even begin to believe my own lies?
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