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1.漂亮的话我不会说，但是漂亮的我正在说话。
I won"t say beautiful words, but I"m talking about beautiful words
2.第一次因为疫情没有去马尔代夫度假，往年都是因为没钱。
For the first time, I didn"t go to Maldives because of the epidemic. In the past years, I didn"t have money.
3.轻颜作品免化妆（自拍时发）
Make up free for light face works
4.刚刚吃着泡面我哭了，面都有人泡，我没有。
Just eating instant noodles, I cried. The noodles were soaked, but I didn"t.
5.最近有人说我胖了，我更正一下，这叫富态，我提前适应富婆生活。
Recently, someone said that I was fat. I corrected it. This is called rich state. I adapt to the rich woman"s life in advance.
6.谁说我没毅力，单身这事我就坚持了十几年。
Who said I have no perseverance, single this matter I insist on more than ten years
7.贫穷限制那么多，为什么没能限制我的体重。
There are so many poverty restrictions. Why can"t I limit my weight.
8.温柔仅供参考，一切请你以生气时间为准。
Gentleness is for reference only. Please take the time when you are angry.
9.怎么泡男孩子/女孩子啊，水温多少度合适。
How to soak up boys / girls? What"s the right temperature.
10.不用漂洋过海来看我了，把你的工资卡快递给我就可以了。
Don"t come across the ocean to see me, just express your paycard to me.
11.我在星巴克喝了杯咖啡，晚上怎么都睡不着，没想到那么贵，心疼。
I had a cup of coffee in Starbucks. I couldn"t sleep at night. I didn"t expect that it was so expensive. It hurt me.
12.春眠不觉晓，有点小烦恼。
Spring sleep not aware of dawn, a little trouble
13.刚刚定了20部iPhoneX送人。
We just ordered 20 iPhones to give away
14.把心跳交给脸红，把帅哥交给我。
Give the heart beat to blush, give the handsome man to me.
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