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1、每当我看到你,我就有一种特别的感觉,这种感觉就像是一种做噩梦的感觉!
Whenever I see you, I have a special feeling, this feeling is like a nightmare feeling!
2、你长脑袋的理由难道就是为了让自己更加高一点吗?
Is your reason for growing your head just to make yourself taller?
3、无论你混得多牛叉,请好好跟我说话!
No matter how much you mess up, please talk to me!
4、慢慢来,不着急,我会让你看到什么叫什么风水轮流转!
Take your time. Don"t worry. I"ll show you what Feng Shui is!
5、你想走,随时都可以,可你想回,抱歉,没有那个可能!
6、你复杂的五官,也掩饰不了你朴素的智商!
You want to go at any time, but you want to go back, sorry, there is no possibility!
7、你挺聪明的,还知道自己是个高级动物!
You"re smart, and you know you"re an advanced animal!
8、耍花样有套路的人,别跟我说对不起,你滚就是对我最好的道歉!
Don"t tell me I"m sorry if you play tricks. You"re the best apology to me!
9、就算强扭的瓜不甜,可是我并不在乎它甜不甜,我只想把它扭下来,放在我身边就好!
Even if it is not sweet, but I don"t care whether it is sweet or not, I just want to twist it down and put it by my side!
10、你妈给了你这张脸,不为别的,其实就是为了让你防止早恋!
Your mother gave you this face, not for anything else, in fact, to prevent you from puppy love!
11、跟你交谈,感觉是一种智商上的优越感油然而生!
Talking to you, I feel a sense of superiority in intelligence!
12、把你扔到猪圈,估计连猪都嫌弃你,你真的特别的卑微!
Throw you to the pigsty, it is estimated that even pigs dislike you, you are really special humble!
13、别总拿自己那饱经风霜的脸说事,因为你的不突出,丑的不别致!
Don"t always take your weathered face to talk about things, because you are not outstanding, ugly is not chic!
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