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1、冰冻三尺，非一日之寒；小腹三层，非一日之馋。
Rome wasn"t built in a day. Abdomen three layers, not a day"s hunger.
2、我保持体重的秘密就是胡吃海喝，很有用，根本一斤瘦不下来，而且胖的很稳定，你们可以试试！
The secret that I maintain weight is to eat a sea to drink, very useful, basic a catty thin not to come down, and fat of very stable, you can try!
3、别问我为什么黑，因为我不想白活一回。
Don"t ask me why I"m black, because I don"t want to live in vain.
4、别总文邹邹的说岁月磨平了你的棱角，其实你就是被生活给盘了。
Don"t total text zou Zou of say time smooth your edges and corners, in fact you are life to play.
5、冷就一个字，我只说一次，剩下的都用鼻涕来代替。
Cold on a word, I only say once, the rest are replaced by snot.
6、小时候不爱吃饭，导致长得矮；现在爱吃饭了，导致我又胖又矮。
When I was young, I did not like to eat, resulting in short growth; Now I love eating, which makes me fat and short.
7、下雪就不要发朋友圈了，哪天下钱再告诉我。
Snow do not send friends circle, which world money to tell me again.
8、人家脱衣服都叫轻解罗裳，而你叫给猪松绑。
They take off their clothes, and you untie the pig.
9、有人考清华，有人考北大，而我正在烤地瓜。
Someone take an examination of Tsinghua university, someone take an examination of Peking University, and I am baking sweet potato.
10、我准备放弃减肥了，八戒走了十万八千里也没瘦下来，而且还吃素。
I"m ready to give up weight loss, eight quit a million miles did not lose weight, but also vegetarian.
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