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研究表明，美女喜欢赖床，我也喜欢赖床，由此可见，我是个美女。
Research shows that beautiful women like to lie in bed, I also like to lie in bed, which shows that I am a beautiful woman.
晚安，看见大家都在抑郁我就放心了。
Good night. I"m relieved to see that everyone is depressed.
都说蛋清可以保养头发，刚洗澡打了个鸡蛋在头上，结果水太烫挂了一头蛋花。
They say that egg white can maintain hair. I just took a bath and beat an egg on my head. As a result, the water was too hot and a head of egg blossom hung.
晚上跑步不小心摔倒了，好吧，在哪里跌倒就在哪里吃烧烤。
I fell down when I ran at night. Well, I eat barbecue where I fell down.
我妈说，天才是由99%的汗水，加1%的灵感构成的，于是关掉了我房间的空调，让我好好学习。
My mother said that genius is composed of 99% sweat and 1% inspiration, so she turned off the air conditioner in my room and let me study hard.
又到了别人叫床，我叫外卖的时间了。
When someone called a bed again,It"s time for me to order takeaway.
其实奶茶跟肥胖并没有什么关系，毕竟在奶茶诞生之前，就已经有胖子了。
Actually, milk tea has nothing to do with obesity，After all, before milk tea was born，There are already fat guys.
头这么疼，一定有人在吸取我的智慧。
My head hurts so much, someone must be absorbing my wisdom.
和小侄子一起看海贼王，我看哭了，他没哭，我把他打哭了，我觉得这是他这个年纪应该承受的。
I saw the pirate king with my little nephew. He didn"t cry. I beat him to tears. I think this is what he should bear at his age.
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