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只需要转账666元给我即可。你将在七夕的0:00准时收到我的520汇款。你要拥有其他人拥有的东西。我不允许你输给任何人。现在下订单即可获得减免5元的折扣。
Just transfer 666 yuan to me. You will receive my 520 remittance at 0:00 on Chinese Valentine"s Eve. You have to have what others have. I won"t allow you to lose to anyone. Now you can get a discount of 5 yuan if you place an order.
七夕节，希望我未来的男朋友能少做点事对不起。
Chinese Valentine"s day, I hope my future boyfriend can do less. I"m sorry.
想做我男朋友的今天可以开始了，在七夕节上成为男友似乎有点刻意。
I want to be my boyfriend today. It seems a little deliberate to be my boyfriend on the Chinese Valentine"s day.
大家好，我是月老，想要七夕脱单，请给我转账，并记下写喜欢的人的名字，我会告诉呢，什么叫神仙都帮不了你。
Hello, everyone. I"m Yuelao. If you want to take off the bill on Chinese Valentine"s day, please transfer money to me and write down the names of the people you like. I will tell you what immortals can"t help you.
想象两个星期后的情人节。你一个人在刷朋友圈空间。你的姐妹兄弟都改变了情感，向你讲述了他们的甜蜜爱情之旅。即使玩游戏，也会发现一堆对夫妇表现出深情。你会后悔吗？今天没有打开我的私人聊天并发送了一句：宝贝，你在吗？
Imagine Valentine"s day in two weeks. You"re alone in the circle of friends. Your sisters and brothers have changed their emotions and told you about their sweet love journey. Even if you play games, you"ll find a bunch of couples showing affection. Will you regret it? I didn"t open my private chat today and sent a message: baby, are you there?
今天是情人节。你的父亲一定会敦促你带对象了。如果没有对象，可以考虑我。我可以当你爸爸，我不催你。
Today is Valentine"s day. Your father will certainly urge you to bring a partner. If there is no object, consider me. I can be your father. I won"t rush you.
羡慕我的男朋友，年纪轻轻就有个能把他气个半死 说一句顶十句 好吃懒做 脾气偶尔好的五星女朋友。
I envy my boyfriend. I have a five-star girlfriend who can make him angry at a young age.
有没有人推荐情侣经常一起去的高端餐厅？菜肴不需要浪漫的环境。人均消费越高，越豪华越好。我会在情人节那天去卖花。
Does anyone recommend a high-end restaurant where couples often go together? The dishes don"t need a romantic setting. The higher the per capita consumption, the more luxurious the better. I"ll go to the flower gate on Valentine"s day.
情人节声明：我不是不谈恋爱，我没有人要。
Valentine"s Day statement: I am not without love, I have no one to.
科学研究表明，一旦人们有了爱，他们的智商和情商就会增加95％，而担忧会消失95％。但是问题来了，爱从何而来？科学家拒绝说，只留下一串奇怪的符号：
nibuhuituodande
Scientific research shows that once people have love, their IQ and EQ will increase by 95%, and worry will disappear by 95%. But the question is, where does love come from? Scientists refuse to say, leaving only a strange string of symbols:
有人在七夕节送花吗？七夕节有人汇款给你吗。如果没有，请与我联系，我将在线向你转账五枚金币。
Does anyone send flowers on Chinese Valentine"s day? Is there a remittance for you on Chinese Valentine"s day. If not, please contact me, I will transfer five gold coins to you online.
我的对象说要在七夕节陪我一天，好像没有时间，动物园不会放假了。
My partner said that he would accompany me for a day on the Chinese Valentine"s day. It seemed that there was no time for the zoo to have a holiday.
现在与我保持良好的关系，等情人节，我将帮助你削减电影票，火车票，高铁票，飞机票，酒店并为你省钱。
Now keep a good relationship with me, wait for Valentine"s day, I will help you cut movie tickets, train tickets, high-speed rail tickets, air tickets, hotels and save you money.
你需要灯泡吗？吃饭与否无关紧要，我只是想近距离地看看爱情。
Do you need a light bulb? It doesn"t matter whether I eat or not. I just want to have a close look at love.
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