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1.每次过安检，我总是过不去，他们说我心里装着一个你。
Every time I pass the security check, I always cant pass. They say that I have a you in my heart.
2.我身体很好，可以扛米袋子，杠水桶，可就是扛不住你。
Im in good health. I can carry rice bags and buckets, but I cant carry you.
3.我想你一定很忙，所以只看前三个字就好了。
I think you must be very busy, so just look at the first three words.
4.我对你的爱就像拖拉机上山，轰轰烈烈。
My love for you is just like a tractor going up the mountain.
5.你和我都认识到生活的无力和浅薄，至少我们曾经是喷涌的乞力马扎罗。
You and I both realize the powerlessness and shallowness of life. At least we used to be gushing Kilimanjaro.
6.每一条被你点赞过的朋友圈，都是甜甜圈。
Every circle of friends youve praised is a doughnut.
7.你wx里有五毛钱吗?我也有五毛，要不咱俩凑一块吧。
Do you have 50 cents in Wx? I have 50 cents, too. Lets get together.
8.找到今年冬天给你暖手的那个人了吗?如果没有，那就放我口袋里。
Have you found the person who warmed your hands this winter? If not, put it in my pocket.
9.请借给我9块钱，让我在你生命里，办个永久居住证。
Please lend me 9 yuan to apply for a permanent residence permit in your life.
10.自从遇见你，我就有了一个超能力，超喜欢你。
Ever since I met you, I have a super ability. I like you very much.
11.你上辈子一定是碳酸饮料吧，我一见到你就开心的冒泡！
You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life. Im happy to bubble as soon as I see you!
12.你摸摸看，我衣角的材质，是不是做你男朋友的料。
You can feel the material of the corner of my dress. Is it the material of your boyfriend.
13.你住在哪里呀？你住在我的心上，你是我的心上人。
Where do you live? You live in my heart, you are my sweetheart.
14.你脸上有点东西，什么东西？有点漂亮。
Theres something on your face. What? Itsa little beautiful.
15.我一点也不想你，一点半再想你。
I dont miss you at all. I miss you at half past one.
16.我的心碎成了二维码，扫出来还是爱你。
My heartbreak has become a two-dimensional code. I still love you when I sweep it out.
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