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刚和朋友下象棋，他把我的帅吃了，怎么办，我帅死了！
I just played chess with my friend. his pieces ate my pieces. What should I do? I"m so handsome!
有两种人特别可爱，一种是记性不大好的，还有一种我忘了。
There are two kinds of people especially lovely, one is not good memory, and the other I forget.
森林这么大，我竟然找不到吊死的一棵树!
The forest is so big that I can"t find a tree thatcan let me hang!
是时候买张去天庭的机票，好好和月老谈谈了。
It"s time to buy a ticket to Tianting and have a good talk with Yuelao.
明天想和对象去看电影，有什么好的对象推荐一下？
I would like to go to the cinema with mypartner tomorrow. Would you like torecommend some good ones?
撩汉技巧：拿瓶水去篮球场，看到帅哥打完球休息的时候冲上去，递水给他，然后说你的鞋真好看，是假的吧！
Tip: You take a bottle of water to the basketball court. When you see a handsome man resting, you rush up and give him water, then say to him, your shoes are really beautiful, is them fake?
当你对心仪的女孩表白时，直接推到墙边霸道地说：以后我会养你的。然后吻了就走，不给思考和说不的机会，凭借这招，我已经被揍了好几次了！
When you express your love to the girl, you can directly push her to the wall and say: I will support you in the future. And then you kiss her and leave without giving her a chance to think and say no, I"ve been beaten several times with this trick!
所谓钢铁直男，就是月老给你牵的钢筋你都能掰折了。
The so-called straightforward man is that he can break the steel bars that the old man gives you.
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