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马上就要进入冬天了，今天教大家一个在没钱的时候，也能够不让自己饿肚子的办法，呐，找到西北方向，张开嘴巴，西北风管饱！
Will soon enter the winter, today to teach you a time when there is no money, but also can not let their own hungry way, look, find the northwest direction, open your mouth, northwest duct full!
小的时候总是不懂为什么街边乞讨的，看见别人路过，会像别人故意抖一抖碗里的钱，现在我长大了，我终于明白了，原来这就是赤裸裸的炫富！
Small time always do not understand why the street begging, see others passing by, like others deliberately shake the money in the bowl, now I grew up, I finally understand, so this is naked flaunt wealth!
我在想如果有人蚂蚁花呗不还的话会怎么样？妈耶！会不会把他抓到蚂蚁森林里去种树呀！
I wonder what will happen if some ants don"t return the flowers? Mom! Will they catch him in the ant forest to plant trees?
想要找个人谈一个甜甜的恋爱，我这个人吧，虽然你见我第一面可能会觉得我长得丑，但是我告诉你，你要给自己一点时间，只要时间一久你就会被爱情冲昏头脑的，像我这样类型的，就叫做耐看型，哈哈哈哈！
I want to find someone to talk about a sweet love, I this person, although you see me first side may think I am ugly, but I tell you, you have to give yourself a little time, as long as the time will be a long time you will be infatuated.Like me this type, is called good-looking, ha ha ha!
假如思念真的有声音的话，那么串串，炸鸡，雪糕，甜甜圈会不会听到我的声音呢？
If missing really has a voice, then string string, Fried chicken, ice cream, donut will hear my voice?
现在的很多人呀，总是把减肥挂在嘴边，我知道你们就是不过就是为了吓一吓你们那一身肉罢了。
Now a lot of people ah, always lose weight hang in the mouth, I know you are just to frighten you that one flesh just.
第一次当小朋友没有什么经验，请问一下幼儿园一天吃几次饭，都有哪些好吃的？嘻嘻！
For the first time when the children do not have any experience, excuse me a kindergarten a few times a day to eat rice, what are delicious? Hee hee!
这个世界上最可怕的事情是什么你们知道吗？最可怕的就是，工作日的早上，你拿起手机来一看，本来指望还可以睡很久，结果却发现原来闹钟一分钟后就会响！
What"s the scariest thing in the world, you know? The scariest thing is when you pick up your phone on a weekday morning and expect to sleep for a long time, only to find the alarm goes off in a minute!
虽然说现在我们住的房子是房东的，但是没关系，生活也不是你自己的呀，是你老板的！
Although say now the house that we live is landlord, but never mind, the life also is not your own ah, be your boss!
现在生活中有些人吧，想要表达自己穷就说自己要吃土了，这些人里，可能有些人虽然嘴上这样说着，但是其实他们口袋里还有钱，而我就不一样了，我是那种嘴上说着吃土，可是其实已经在喝西北风了的人！
Now in the life some people, want to express oneself poor say oneself want to eat dirt, these people, although some people may say so on the mouth, but in fact they still have money in the pocket, and I am not the same, I am the kind of mouth say eat dirt, but in fact has been drinking the northwest wind!
有的时候吧，我感觉自己就像是两头猪，因为真的，一头猪好像已经不能形容我的愚蠢了！
Have time, I feel like two pigs, because really, a pig seems to have been unable to describe my stupidity!
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