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一、昨天晚上做梦，梦到了有人说给我一千万，让我离开我的男朋友，听到他这样说，我立马就痛哭流涕，马上就冲上去抱住他的大腿说：“做人要讲信用，直接打款吧”。早安！
Last night dream, dream of someone said to give me ten million, let me leave my boyfriend, hear him say so, I immediately burst into tears, immediately rushed to embrace his thigh said: "life to be honest, direct payment".Good morning!
二、小同学，我劝你永远不要和你的父母争吵，因为当你吵赢了他们你可能会被打，如果你吵不赢的话，那你也逃不过挨骂的命运。早安！
Small classmates, I advise you never quarrel with your parents, because when you quarrel with them you may be beaten, if you do not win the argument, then you can not escape the fate of being scolded. Good morning!
三、今天早上打开手机，看到有快递派送的提醒，是呀，只要有快递正在派送，就感觉我们的生活还是充满希望的。早安！
This morning when I opened my mobile phone, I saw a reminder of express delivery. Yes, as long as there is express delivery, I feel that our life is full of hope. Good morning!
四、我想我这前半生可谓得最灿烂的微笑，大概都是贡献给我家的电视机和我的手机了。早安！
I think the first half of my life can be described as the most brilliant smile, probably contributed to my home TV and my mobile phone. Good morning!
五、如果你想知道自己的运气有多差，那你可以去抽奖，如果你想知道自己的人缘有多差，那你就去借钱试试，如果你想知道自己有多丑，那你就去表白试试，人生嘛！就是要多去试试。早安！
If you want to know how bad your luck is, then you can go to the lottery, if you want to know how bad your popularity is, then you go to borrow money to try, if you want to know how ugly you are, then you go to express try, life! Just try it more often. Good morning!
六、每天早上被闹钟闹醒的我，总会坐在床上发呆一会，就像发呆这样的事情，如果做得不够好，就很可能再次睡着的。早安！
Every morning by the alarm clock wake me, always sit on the bed in a daze for a while, just like in a daze such a thing, if not good enough, it is likely to fall asleep again. Good morning!
七、不知道为什么，像那些长得漂亮的人一般都会被贴上很多的标签，例如：可爱，善良，温柔……可是那些长得不怎么样的人呢？一般只有一个标签，你是个好人……早安！
Do not know why, like those who are beautiful are generally labeled with a lot of, such as: cute, kind, gentle…… But what about the unattractive ones? There"s usually only one label. You"re a good person…… Good morning!
八、或许我们每个人的一生就像是一本厚厚的书，有些人是励志大全，有些人是幸福大全，有些人是拼爹大全，只有我是笑话大全。早安！
Perhaps each of us life is like a thick book, some people are inspirational, some people are happiness, some people are set dad daquan, only I am a joke daquan. Good morning!
九、你知道吗？其实我最怕的不是穷，而是那些明明知道我很穷，却还像我借钱的那些人。早安！
You know what? In fact, my biggest fear is not poverty, but those who know I am poor, but still like me to borrow money. Good morning!
十、一早醒来，突然想到，原来我们每天这么努力的去工作，其实更大程度上，是为了让我们的老板过上富有的日子。早安！
Wake up in the morning and realize that we are working so hard every day, more so that our boss can live a rich life. Good morning!
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