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活着浪费空气,死了还占地方,半死不活还浪费表情。
Living wastes air, dead still takes up space, half dead still wastes expression.
哄领导开心就做做场面,哄家人开心就做做表情,哄自己开心就做做美梦。
Coax leaders to make scenes when they are happy, coax family members to make expressions when they are happy, and coax themselves to have dreams when they are happy.
女大十八变,越变越大。
Women become bigger and bigger when they are eighteen.
人生就像一本书,好不容易读了上半本,还得编造下半本。
Life is like a book. After reading the first half, you have to make up the second half.
小学生是一群一群,中学生是一团一团,大学生是一对一对。
Primary school students are a group, middle school students are a group, and college students are one-on-one.
你说过会等我回来,你是等了,同时还有小孩叫我阿姨。
You said you would wait for me to come back. You waited. At the same time, some children called me aunt.
累吗?累就对了,舒服安逸是留给死人的!
Tired? Tired is right. Comfort is for the dead!
古时一身正气走天下,如今一双拖鞋满地跑。
In ancient times, a pair of slippers ran all over the world.
不经历星期一的崩溃,就不会有星期五的浪费。
Without Monday"s collapse, there will be no Friday"s waste.
宁可在外被打,也不要在家横着。
Better be beaten outside than at home.
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