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我是个特别的人，我是个平凡的人，所以我是个特别平凡的人
I am a special person, I am an ordinary person, so I am a special ordinary person
小时候的梦想是当一个英雄，长大后，没想到有手机就能轻松实现，而且选择还挺多的呢。
When I was a child, my dream was to be a hero. When I grew up, I didn"t expect that it would be easy to realize with a mobile phone, and there were many choices.
等我有钱了，买两根棒棒糖，一根你看着我吃，一根我吃给你看。
When I have money, I will buy two lollipops, one for you to watch me eat, and the other for you to see.
他们说在喜欢的人面前会变笨，难道我喜欢上作业了？不可能啊。
They said they would be stupid in front of the people they like. Do I like homework? It"s impossible.
吃什么最有营养？吃亏。
What is the most nutritious food to eat? It"s a loss.
爱拍照的女孩，手机都不会太差。
Girls who love to take photos, mobile phones are not too bad.
日子一直过得紧巴巴的，今天终于奢侈了一回，花了30％的电量玩自拍。
Life has been tight, today finally luxury once, spent 30% of the electricity to play selfie.
没有女朋友是什么感受？有一种怀才不遇的感觉。
What"s it like without a girlfriend? There"s a feeling that you don"t meet your talents.
我的日常，看同学搞对象并吃瓜，猜同学的暗恋对象并吃瓜，为同学的坎坷情路出谋划策并吃瓜。
In my daily life, I watch my classmates make friends and eat melons, guess my classmates" secret love friends and eat melons, and give advice and eat melons for my classmates" rough love road.
天下没有免费的午餐，所以我一般都睡到下午起床。
There is no free lunch in the world, so I usually sleep until I get up in the afternoon.
我一直相信自己是天使，回不去天堂也不过是体重的原因
I always believe that I"m an angel, and it"s just my weight that I can"t go back to heaven
不要再问我为什么不谈恋爱了，你为什么不上清华是因为不想吗？
Don"t ask me why I don"t fall in love. Why don"t you go to Tsinghua because you don"t want to?
最近很多朋友说我胖了，这不禁让我陷入思考.我怎么会有这么多朋友？我的朋友是不是太多了？
Recently, many friends say that I am fat, which makes me think. How can I have so many friends? Do I have too many friends?
当年我背井离乡，全村人再也没能喝上一口井水。
When I left my hometown, the whole village could not drink any more well water.
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