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一，不敢正眼看你 怕每一眼都是表白。
I can"t look you in the eye, for fear that every look is confession
二，我喜欢你 何止浪子野心 是贼心不死。
I like you. More than a prodigal son"s ambition is a wicked heart.
三，没别的意思 就是借着特殊的日子说声喜欢你。
No other meaning is to say I like you through Special day
四，原来是这个小笨蛋参与了我的七夕。
It turned out that this little fool participated in my Tanabata.
五，我要给岳母一个差评 发货太慢 现在还没收到人。
I want to give my mother-in-law a bad review. The delivery is too slow and I haven"t received it yet.
六，我也有自己的傲气 因为对方是你 才迁就这份傲气。
I also have my own pride, because you are the other party, so I can accommodate this pride.
七，七夕节，希望我未来的男朋友少干点对不起我的事。
Tanabata Festival, I hope my future boyfriend will do less sorry for me.
八，七夕不收礼物，只收男友。
Tanabata doesn"t accept gifts, only boyfriends.
九，祝大家拥有爱情 而我拥有金钱。
I wish you all love and I have money.
十，历史总是惊人的相似，前年七夕我单身 去年七夕我单身，今年七夕我还单身难 搞喔！
History is always strikingly similar. I was single on Tanabata the year before last, and I am still single on Tanabata this year.
十一，过几天狂风暴雨打雷闪电各位市民不要惊慌因为进入七夕状态发誓的人太多所以不断雷劈纯属正常现象。
In a few days, there will be storms, thunder and lightning. Don"t panic. Because there are too many people who swear in the Tanabata state, it is normal to keep thundering
十二，七夕有人打算拿着音响去大街上放体面和分手快乐吗记得带上我，我的小名叫砖头，谁拦你，我弄他。
On Tanabata, is anyone going to take a stereo to show dignity and break up happily in the street? Remember to take me with you. My nickname is Brick. Whoever stops you, I"ll take care of him.
十三，七夕节你还没对象 你也别来找我 别人不要的我也不要
Don"t come to me if you haven"t met anyone on Qixi Festival, and I don"t want anything that others don"t want.
十四，我比较自私 我没对象 我希望七夕朋友圈秀恩爱的都分手。
I"m selfish. I don"t have a date. I hope all the friends on Tanabata break up.
十五，妈妈说遇到心动的女孩一定要学会变脸。
My mother said that girls who meet hearts must learn to change their faces.
十六，七夕将至我问佛：世上有真爱吗？佛说：有我能出家吗！。
Tanabata is approaching and I ask Buddha: Is there true love in the world? Buddha said: Can I become a monk?
十七，七夕那天到处发照片 秀恩爱了吧万一撞脸了多不好。
Send photos everywhere on Tanabata to show your love. How bad it is if you hit your face.
十八，通知通知！重大通知！牛郎织女因兴奋过度而摔下鹤桥！七夕取消。
Notice notice! Important notice! Cowherd and Weaver Girl fell off Crane Bridge because of excessive excitement! Tanabata cancellation
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