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1、一起去宇宙吧，我数星星，你笨就数月亮吧！
Go to the universe together, I count the stars, you are stupid, you count the moon!
2、喝水的时候一直在笑，可能因为我喝的是哇哈哈。
I always laugh when I drink water, maybe because I drink Wahaha.
3、我是巧克力，乖巧刻苦又努力。
I am chocolate, clever, hard working.
4、我有QQ糖，糖给你，你QQ可以给我吗？
I have QQ sugar, sugar for you, can you give me QQ?
5、我不是合格的电焊工，我电不住你的人，也焊不住你的心。
I"m not a qualified welder. I can"t power your people or your heart.
6、没想到今年第一个拉我入怀的人是钟馗。
I didn"t expect that the first person to pull me into my arms this year is Zhong Kui.
7、脸圆了能怪我吗？东西好吃也不能怪我。
Can you blame me for a round face? You can"t blame me for the delicious food.
8、世上最旺爱情火，哪个姐妹来烧我。
The world"s most prosperous love fire, which sister to burn me.
9、姐妹是树，男人是路，多靠树，别迷路。
Sister is the tree, man is the road, rely on the tree more, don"t get lost.
10、我是一个单纯的人，如果你对我耍流氓，我就从了你。
I am a simple person, if you play rogue on me, I will follow you.
11、开心是一天，不开心又是一天，只有小笨蛋才会选择后者。
Happy is a day, unhappy is another day, only a little fool will choose the latter.
12、不要问我今年七夕怎么过，我很难过。
Don"t ask me how to spend this year"s Chinese Valentine"s day, I"m very sad.
13、我丑话说在前面，你要是不当我男朋友，就别怪我当你女朋友。
I put the bad words in front of me. If you"re not my boyfriend, don"t blame me for being your girlfriend.
14、我想你了，小小脑力，不成敬意。
I miss you, little brain, no respect.
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