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总感觉‘翘首以盼’这个词,背后藏着一条左右摇摆的小尾巴。
I always feel the word "looking forward to it.", There is a small tail that swings from side to side.
饿了,看谁都像小蛋糕。
Hungry, Everyone looks like a little cake.
最近是小猪体质,喂得越饱越听话。
Recently, it is piglet constitution. The fuller you feed, the more obedient you are.
暗恋一个人千万不要打退堂鼓,因为暗恋的人还被蒙在鼓里,会被你吵死的。
Never give up when you fall in love with someone, Because the secret lover is still in the dark, You"re going to make a lot of noise.
你自己酷着吧,我去喝奶茶。
You"re cool. I"ll have milk tea.
已经笨手笨脚,不能让坏蛋再绊我一脚了。
Already clumsy, Don"t let the bad guys trip me any more.
不回我消息你就是个臭猪猪,我不回你消息很正常,你见哪个仙女不忙的。
Do not return my news you are a stinky pig, I do not return your message is very normal, you see which fairy is not busy.
大象委屈的时候,也会难过地吸鼻子吗?
When the elephant is wronged, Will also be sad to suck nose?
研究了一晚上宇宙,宇宙没理我。
I studied the universe all night, The universe ignored me.
经常在提醒自己,必须要成熟一点,但抢我零食的人还是必须杀掉。
I often remind myself that I must be mature, but the people who rob my snacks must be killed.
羡慕孙悟空被压在五指山下面,五百年不用起床。
He envied that Sun Wukong was oppressed under the Wuzhi Mountain, Five hundred years without getting up.
看我满胳膊上的包,原来是蚊子在蚊帐里养了一个我。
Look at the bag on my arm, it turns out that mosquitoes raised me in the mosquito net.
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