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一、众所周知，三角形最稳定，所以这告诉我们谈男朋友，要同时谈两个。
As we all know, triangles are the most stable, so this tells us to talk about two boyfriends at the same time.
二、还是谈个恋爱吧，冬风总是欺负一个人。
Still talk about a love, winter wind is always bullying a person.
三、小时候不爱吃饭，导致现在个矮，现在爱吃饭了，导致又胖又矮。
When I was a child, I did not love to eat, so Now I am short. Now I love to eat, so I am fat and short.
四、我妈问我怎么在卫生间那么久都不出来，我没敢告诉她，我路过镜子时被自己迷住了。
My mom asked me why I stayed in the bathroom for so long. I didn"t dare tell her. I walked by the mirror and I was fascinated by myself.
五、以前虽然穷，但是开心，现在不同了，现在不止穷，而且还不开心。
Although poor before, but happy, now different, now not only poor, but also unhappy.
六、我可以不谈恋爱，但是我真的不能少干一顿饭。
I can not fall in love, but I really can"t miss a meal.
七、谈恋爱吗？谈两天，我周末没事儿.
In love? Two days. I"m free for the weekend.
八、错过了夏天的爱情，没有得到秋天的第一杯奶茶，冬天的西北风总算喝上了一口。
Missed the summer love, did not get the first cup of milk tea in autumn, the winter northwest wind finally drank a bite
九、历史总是惊人的相似,昨天这个时候我饿了,今天我又饿了。
History is surprisingly similar. I was hungry this time yesterday, and I"m hungry again today.
十、英雄不问出处，美女干饭不问斤数.Heroes don"t ask the source, beauty rice don"t ask jin.
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