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1、你问我有多黑,如果白云是奶盖,那我就是那底下的黑珍珠。
You ask me how black I am, if the white cloud is milk cover, then I am the bottom of the black pearl.
2、我是个好人,想救济穷人,可事实是周围没人比我过得不好。
I"m a good person and I want to help the poor, but the truth is nobody around is worse off than I am.
3、现在这物价成本,把自己养活就不错了,哪敢奢望再养个女朋友。
Now this price cost, feed my own is good, who dare to expect to raise a girlfriend.
4、因为那句“傻人有傻福”,我一直认为我以后很有福。
Because of that sentence "stupid people have stupid happiness", I always think I will be very happy.
5、存在,即合理。所以我得给身上的脂肪一条活路。
To exist is to be reasonable. So I have to give my fat a way of living.
6、我很帅,也很靓眼,只可惜是以我个人的标准。
I am very handsome, also very beautiful eyes, but unfortunately by my personal standards.
7、视金钱如粪土这样的话不是谁都有资格说的,比如我。
The sentence Regarding money as dirt are not qualified for me to say, such as me.
8、我天生具有反诈骗能力,因为诈骗犯骗到底时会发现我没啥可骗的。
I was born with an anti-fraud ability, because when a fraudster comes to the end of his or her deception, he or she will find that I have nothing to cheat.
9、我的个人经历没啥可多说的,就一个字:衰。
I have no personal experience to say more, just one word: crap.
10、想我了不要光想想,你还可以随手点个外卖救济下我。
Don"t just think about me,you can also order a takeout to help me.
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