一、每次一到期末复习的时候，我就会发现别人的脑袋有的是打印机，有的是录音机，有的是数码相机，可是只有我的脑袋好像就是九阳豆浆机。
Every time when the final review, I will find that others have a printer, a tape recorder, some digital camera, but only my head seems to be nine Yang soybean milk machine.
二、请记住了，亲爱的，人家长得好看的才叫撒娇，而长得丑的，只能叫撒野。
Please remember, dear, the parents have to look good is called sajiao, and ugly, can only be called sajiao.
三、经常听说脸大的人脾气一般都超好，因为脸大如果翻脸的话，真的好辛苦的。
Often heard that the face of the people temper is generally super good, because the face if the big face, really good hard.
四、不要老是说自己是个吃货，其实那些长得好看的人才叫吃货，而那些长得丑的只能算是饭桶。
Don"t always say he is a foodie, in fact, those who are good-looking people called foodie, and those who are ugly can only be regarded as a git.
五、如果哪一天你们和男朋友吵架了，先不要着急去追究吵架的原因，而是要弄明白他怎么突然就胆子肥了起来。
If you quarrel with your boyfriend one day, don"t try so hard to find out the reason for the quarrel, but to find out how he suddenly became brave.
六、如果你想出去旅行，我教你一个最简单的办法，没有必要去看那些旅行攻略，你只要记住四个字就好：多带点钱。
If you want to travel, I will teach you one of the easiest ways. There is no need to read the travel guides. Just remember four words: bring more money.
七、你在生活中有没有被谁追着挽留，就是那种：回来吧，回来吧，六十就六十，亏本卖给你。
You are not in life who is chasing to retain, is that: come back, come back, sixty on sixty, sell to you at a loss.
八、从大学一毕业就出来工作，从曾经的一无所有，发展到现在的身无分文，再从身无分文拼搏到现在的负债累累。我想这就是我，不一样的烟火，我就是我，我看到自己都冒火。
Graduated from the university on the job, from once nothing, development to now penniless, from penniless struggle to now heavily in debt. I think this is me, different fireworks, I am me, I see my own fire.
九、有人加我，从来不跟我聊天，从来不给我点赞，也不来勾搭我，我就在想这些人是不是在找机会想要暗杀我。
Someone add me, never chat with me, never give me thumb up, also don"t hook me up, I think these people are looking for an opportunity to assassinate me.
十、我的科三考了一次又一次都没考过，最后教练终于忍不住了，默默地对我说道：你是不是怕考过了，没钱买车啊！
My section three test again and again did not test, finally the coach finally could not bear, silently said to me: Are you afraid of the test, no money to buy a car!
十一、如果你没事的话就多跟你身边那些优秀的人聊聊天，看看自己和别人的差距有多大，我相信聊过之后，你就会彻底击垮自己的自信心，然后你就可以安心地做一个废物了。
If you have nothing to do with those excellent people around you to chat, see yourself and the gap between others how big, I believe that after chatting, you will completely beat their self-confidence, and then you can be at ease to do a waste.
十二、有时候，你过得好不好别人不一定知道，但是要是你哪天胖了，别人一下就知道了。
Sometimes, you have a good life others may not know, but if you which day fat, others will know.
十三、现在的情侣有什么资格老是说白头到老，明明有些人年纪轻轻的已经快秃了。
Now the couple has the qualification to always say the same old, obviously some people are young already nearly bald.
十四、假如有一天你觉得生活欺骗了你，那么请你千万不要悲伤，因为明天生活还会继续欺骗你。
If one day you feel that life cheats you, then please do not be sad, because tomorrow life will continue to cheat you.
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