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一、对于家长怀疑我早恋的问题，其实我只想说，你们太高估我的能力了！
As for my parents" suspicion of my puppy love, I just want to say that you overestimate my ability!
二、装蒜的后果其实很严重，如果你不肯承认你装蒜，那我只好把你送回到厨房了！
The consequences of pretending to be garlic are very serious. If you refuse to admit that you are pretending to be garlic, I will have to send you back to the kitchen!
三、请原谅我盛装出席，手握水笔，眉头紧锁，奋笔疾书，却只是为了帮学霸垫底！
Please forgive me for dressing up to attend, holding a pen in my hand, frowning and writing fast, but only to help Xueba get to the bottom!
四、对自己好一点，能怪男朋友的，就不要怪自己！
Be nice to yourself. If you can blame your boyfriend, don"t blame yourself!
五、现在的女生太现实了，我都这么丑了，他们对我的第一印象居然是穷！
Now the girls are too realistic, I am so ugly, their first impression of me is actually poor!
六、别人存你的电话号码是为了打给你，可我不一样，我是为了拒接！
Others save your phone number is to call you, but I am not the same, I am to refuse to answer!
七、别人谈恋爱是靠长相，靠套路，靠花钱，可我不一样，我单纯多了，我是靠眼瞎！
Others fall in love by looks, routines and money, but I"m different. I"m more simple, I"m blind!
八、如果有钱也是一种错，我愿意一错再错，就算错上加错也无所谓！
If money is also a kind of mistake, I am willing to make mistakes again and again, even if the mistakes add up to the mistakes, it doesn"t matter!
九、我可从来没说你不要脸，我是说不要脸的都是你！
I"ve never said you don"t want face, I mean it"s you who don"t want face!
十、只要瘦，什么都百搭，要是胖，什么都白搭！
As long as you"re thin, you can do anything. If you"re fat, everything is in vain!
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