今年我也在清华和北大之间犹豫了很久，最后选择了清华，因为清华给的条件更好，每个月保安能休4天。
This year I also hesitated for a long time between tsinghua and Peking, finally chose the tsinghua, because tsinghua to better the conditions of security can take 4 day every month.
刚在大街上把乞丐装满钱的碗端走，竟然治好了他多年来的残疾。
He just took away the beggar"s bowl full of money on the street, and he cured his disability for many years.
一上床就想要，几分钟不过瘾，有的甚至还个把小时，甚至通宵不睡，这样玩手机真的不好。
I want to go to bed for a few minutes. Some even stay up for an hour or even stay up all night.
每次和你聊天的时候你就要去洗澡，怎么？我发的信息有污渍是吧？
Every time I chat with you, you have to take a bath. Why? My message is stained, isn"t it?
烦了，毁灭吧。真的厌倦了这种非亿万富翁的生活。
Tired, destroy. I"m really tired of being a non - billionaire.
我以为上班躲在厕所里哭已经是最惨了，我没想到最惨的是上班躲在厕所里哭，然后隔壁大便很臭。
I thought it was the worst to cry in the toilet at work. I didn"t expect that the worst thing was to cry in the toilet at work, and then the stool next door smelled.
分享生活小妙招，如果你刷牙时感到手很累，只需停手疯狂甩头即可。
If you feel tired when brushing your teeth, just stop and shake your head.
我和王一博一样，都有一双手，十根脚趾头，两个眼睛，一个鼻子，一张嘴巴，这是什么神仙爱情。
Like Wang Yibo, I have two hands, ten toes, two eyes, one nose and one mouth. What kind of immortal love is this.
从前车马慢，一辈子只能遇到一个sb，现在不一样了，打一把王者就能遇到4个。
Once upon a time, you can only meet one sb in your life. Now it is different. You can meet four with a handful of kings.
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