告诉你们一个杜绝熬夜的好方法，让手机，单独一个屋睡；它也到了，和大人分开睡的年龄了。
Let me tell you a good way to stop staying up late, let the mobile phone sleep alone; it"s the age to sleep separately from adults.
在线招十个男朋友，先私聊得当队长。
Online recruitment of ten boyfriends, the first private chat is the captain.
从来不相信一见钟情，只是在照镜子的时候会有些动摇。
I never believe in love at first sight, but I will waver when I look in the mirror.
男孩子应该学会心疼自己女朋友，当女朋友太忙不能陪自己的时候，就该找别的女孩子陪自己，不能让自己女朋友受累，要做一个懂事的男孩子。
Boys should learn to love their girlfriends. When your girlfriends are too busy to accompany you, you should find other girls to accompany you. You can"t let your girlfriends suffer. You should be a sensible boy.
没人送你礼物没关系，你可以找我，只要你开口，我都说没有。
It doesn"t matter if no one gives you a gift. You can come to me. As long as you talk, I say no.
掉头发的时候感觉自己是一株蒲公英。
I feel like a dandelion when I lose my hair.
温柔仅供参考，一切请以生气时间为标准。
Gentleness is only for reference. Please take angry time as standard.
为了让别人喜欢我，我整天发朋友圈，也不知道告白和互删哪个先来。
In order to let others like me, I"ve been posting all day, and I don"t know which comes first, the advertisement or the mutual deletion.
祝你今天愉快。你明天的愉快留着我明天再祝你。
Have a nice day. I"ll tell you tomorrow about tomorrow"s happiness.
希望所有烦恼都离屏幕前的这个小笨蛋远一点。
I hope all the troubles are far away from the little fool in front of the screen.
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