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你开开心心的过是一天，你每天愁眉苦脸的过也是一天，那么既然都要生活，为什么我们不选择开开心心的过呢？如果你有烦恼，就来看一看这些可以让你开怀大笑的逗趣句子吧！
小明昨天晚上在餐馆吃完饭准备结账的时候，发现自己没有带钱，于是他就跟老板说，可不可以下次给他补上？老板毫不客气地拒绝了他，于是他便打了电话一下子叫来了十几个朋友，最后终于把吃饭的钱给凑齐了。
Xiao Ming found he didn"t have any money with him when he was ready to pay the bill at the restaurant last night. So he asked his boss if he could make up for it next time. The boss refused him unceremoniously, so he called a dozen friends, and finally put together the money for dinner.
刚才我在沙发上看电视剧，突然想到自己好像还有工作没有完成，顿时心里特别自责，看电视剧的时候，怎么能够分心呢，然后提醒自己好好看剧不要乱想！
Just now, I was watching TV on the sofa, and I suddenly realized that I still had some work to do. I felt very sorry for myself. How could I be distracted when I was watching TV, and then reminded myself not to think about it.
我这样的人，每次跟别人出去吃饭，我都说不出AA的话，总是感觉这样的话，太没有人情味了，朋友之间嘛，怎么能计较这些呢？所以我一直都是跟别人说：“你请我吧”！
People like me, every time with others go out to have a meal, I can not say AA, always feel such words, too impersonal, between friends, how can care about these? So I always tell people, "You treat me!"
假如你对一个人感到不满的话，那么你不要总是去抱怨别人，你应该要好好的检讨一下自己才对，你一定要好好地问问自己，当初为什么瞎了眼认识了这样一个人。
If you feel dissatisfied with a person, so you do not always complain about others, you should have to have a good review oneself just right, you must ask oneself well, at the beginning why blind eye knew such a person.
其实这个世界上有很多很实用的东西，比如说钥匙圈，钱包，至于为什么实用，我可以很明确地告诉你，因为这些可以让你一次性地把所有的东西都丢光。
There are a lot of useful things in the world, like key rings and purses, and I can tell you exactly why, because they allow you to throw everything away at once.
我感觉我最近好像爱上了高数，因为有一句话说得好，一个人在爱人的面前，智商基本都为零，所以我觉得，我已经坠入了爱河。
I feel like I fell in love with high number recently, because there is a good saying that a person"s IQ is basically zero in front of his lover, so I think I have fallen in love.
没关系，你可以不用努力，你也可以不好好打扮自己，甚至你可以想吃就吃，不用在意体重，这样又有什么关系呢？反正又不是我，我不可以这样子！
You don"t have to make an effort. You don"t have to look your best. You can eat whatever you want and don"t care about your weight. It"s not me. I can"t do this!
最近眼睛不太好，于是昨天就去看医生了，于是声泪俱下地跟医生说：“我的眼睛好像出问题了，最近总是看不清东西”，医生说：“具体描述一下”，我今天打开钱包的时候，发现我看不到钱了。医生：滚…
Recently, my eyes are not very good, so I went to see a doctor yesterday, so tearfully told the doctor: "There seems to be something wrong with my eyes, I can"t see things clearly recently." The doctor said: "Please describe it in detail." When I opened my wallet today, I found that I couldn"t see money. Doctor: Go……
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