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1、没有故意不回消息，只是你太重要了，我觉得回什么都配不上你。
I didn"t mean not to return the message, but you are too important. I don"t think you deserve anything.
2、在吗？借我二十块喝杯奶茶，到时候叫我男朋友肖战还你。
are you there? Lend me 20 yuan for a cup of milk tea and ask my boyfriend Xiao Zhan to return it to you.
3、对电视剧无语了，每当电视剧里两个人咬耳朵讲话的时候，我就很烦，我花钱开了会员，有什么话是我不能听到的。
I"m speechless to the TV series. Whenever two people in the TV series bite their ears to talk, I"m very annoyed. I"ve paid to open a membership. What can"t I hear.
4、人家在学校，和男朋友牵牵手，散散步；我在学校，上课了，下课了，干饭了。
They were in school, walking with my boyfriend, and I was in school, class, after class, and had dinner.
5、世界上本没有脏话，数学题做多了也就有了。
There is no swearing in the world. If you do too many math problems, there will be swearing.
6、我愿意用我闺蜜30年单身，换我一次好成绩。
I"m willing to trade my best friend"s 30 years of single life for a good result.
7、摸了一下自己的脸，真疼，果然玫瑰都是带刺的。
Touched his face, really hurt, sure enough, roses are thorny.
8、时间过得真快，别人都二胎了，我连备胎都不是。
How time flies. Everyone else has a second child. I"m not even a spare tire.
9、所谓缘分就是我想接吻，而你刚好有嘴，你说巧不巧？
The so-called fate is that I want to kiss, and you just have a mouth, do you happen to say?
10、我看人很准的，如果我跟你说我喜欢你，那你一定是一个很帅的人。
I think people are very accurate. If I tell you I like you, you must be a very handsome person.
11、不减肥了，一百斤就一百斤吧！对象扛不起来，就是他的错。
I won"t lose weight, just one hundred catties! It"s his fault that my boyfriend can"t hold up.
12、如果你正在读这段话就证明你爱上我了，如果你想否认，那为什么还在读。
If you are reading this passage, it proves that you are in love with me. If you want to deny it, why are you still reading it.
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