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天气预报说今天有暴雨，你出门的时候别忘了带沐浴露。
The weather forecast says it"s going to rain heavily today. Don"t forget to take your shower gel when you go out.
只看到照片就开始跟我表白，我怀疑你喜欢的不是我，是我的修图水平。
Only see the photo began to tell me, I suspect you like me, is my retouching level.
同样都是公主，怎么偏偏就你有病。
The same is princess, how unluckily you are ill.
不开心的时候就玩玩游戏，然后你就会发现，还是没玩游戏前比较开心。
Play games when you are not happy, and you will find that you are happier before you play games.
要是你对我有意见，就给我发微信，要是你没我微信，你有什么资格对我有意见。
If you have a problem with me, give me send WeChat messages. If you don"t have a problem with me, what right have you to have a problem with me?
大家早上好，不好也无所谓，你随意就好。
Good morning, everybody. It doesn"t matter if it"s bad, just make yourself at home.
人到中年，除了头上没有头发，家里到处都是头发。
In middle age, there is hair everywhere except on the head.
长得好看有什么用，夏天不还是热得要死。
What is the use of looking good, summer is not hot to death.
人家清空购物车都是靠买，而我清空购物车都是靠删。
People empty their shopping cart by buying, but I empty my shopping cart by deleting.
年轻的时候一定要敢于做梦，不然等你老了，就会发现根本就睡不着。
When you are young, dare to dream, or when you are old, you will find that you cannot sleep at all.
船到桥头自然直，钱到月底自然无。
We"ll cross that bridge when we come to it.
好烦啊，很想关心一下你，无奈你老不生病。
Very bored ah, want to care about you, but you do not get sick.
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