友情提示：本文共有 1268 个字，阅读大概需要 3 分钟。
1、脑袋睡不着，于是我也睡不着。
My head can"t sleep, so can I.
2、无论今天有多糟糕，明天空中还会有新的棉花糖。
No matter how bad today is, there will be new marshmallows in the sky tomorrow.
3、沉默是金，别跟我说话，我要攒钱。
Silence is gold. Don"t talk to me. I want to save money.
4、小时候的一句不许剩饭，导致我现在胖得不忍直视。
Because a child"s "no leftovers", leading to my fat now people can"t bear to look directly.
5、你的意中人是个盖世英雄，有一天他会踩着七彩祥云去娶别人。
Your lover is a hero. One day, he will step on colorful auspicious clouds to marry others.
6、我一到晚上就想努力，但白天不行。
I want to work hard at night, but not during the day.
7、哄我很简单，叫宝宝，给抱抱，喂饱饱，买包包。
Coax me very simple, call the baby, give hugs, feed full, buy bags.
8、曾经小小少年，如今又大又圆。
Once a little boy, now become big and round.
9、运动减肥是骗人的，我嘴巴一直在做咀嚼运动，为什么脸还没瘦。
Exercise weight loss is deceptive, my mouth has been doing chewing exercise, why the face is not thin.
10、七斤五两，一切平安，谢谢大家关心，这是我近一个月新增的体重。
Seven catties five Liang, all safe, thank you for your concern, this is my weight gain in the past month.
11、穷则独善其身，富则我想多了。
Poverty, I take care of my own moral cultivation. Rich, that"s what I think too much.
12、今天一个外国人向我问路，我和他交流一下英语，打了一个平手，我说的他听不懂，他说的我也听不懂。
Today, a foreigner asked me the way. I exchanged English with him. We made a draw. He didn"t understand what I said, nor did I understand what he said.
图片来源网络，侵权请联系删除
本文如果对你有帮助，请点赞收藏《美少女看了都哇塞的皮句子 可可爱爱 超受欢迎！》，同时在此感谢原作者。
