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夜深人静的时候，我躺在床上打手机。除了困之外，我还被我的手机击中了
In the dead of night, I lay in bed talking on my cell phone. Besides sleepiness, I was hit by my cell phone
贫穷限制了这么多东西，为什么不限制我的体重呢？
Poverty limits so many things, why not limit my weight?
当我遇到那个女人是，我花了一个小时解释唯物主义，让她相信她不存在
When I met that woman, I spent an hour explaining materialism to convince her that she didn"t exist
出于个人原因，今年夏天我仍然很胖
For personal reasons, I"m still fat this summer
我只是个青少年。我可以在以后坠入爱河，但我不能把它带走
I"m just a teenager. I can fall in love later, but I can"t take it away
一个未成年的小龙因为偷偷看成龙的电影而被他的父亲殴打
A minor Bruce Lee was beaten by his father for secretly watching Jackie Chan"s movies
昨天，我和蚊子搏斗，最后打成平手。他吃得不够，我也睡得不好
Yesterday, I fought with mosquitoes and finally tied. He didn"t eat enough and I couldn"t sleep well
别抱怨了，抱着我！
Stop complaining and hold me!
妈妈说，等我长大了，我会为我嫁给你。
Mother said, when I grow up, I will marry you for me.
唾液是用来数钱的，不是用来推理的！
Saliva is used to count money, not to reason!
赚钱是一种能力，花钱是一种技术。虽然我的能力不高，但我的技术非常高超
Making money is an ability and spending money is a technology. Although my ability is not high, my technology is very superb
你没有权利轻视我的生命，但是你有权利把你的眼睛给他们
You have no right to despise my life, but you have the right to give them your eyes
每个人心中都有火，过路人只看到烟
There is fire in everyone"s heart, and passers-by only see smoke
我想自杀，让世界不再美丽
I want to commit suicide and make the world no longer beautiful
只有穷人才是真正的伪君子
Only the poor are true hypocrites
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