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1、我的日常安排：起床，然后受苦。
My routine: get up and suffer.
2、我睡觉习惯抱着东西睡，可是抱的不是你，所以你不是东西，如果是东西，就和我睡。
I used to sleep with things in my arms, but I didn"t hold you, so you"re not a thing. If you"re a thing, sleep with me.
3、这个月本来是该吃土的，但是突如其来的一场大雪，改善了我的伙食，我现在可以吃刨冰啦！
This month, I was supposed to eat dirt, but a sudden heavy snow improved my food. Now I can eat shaved ice!
4、我的原则：好吃的在哪里，我就在哪里？
My principle: where the delicious food is, I will be there.
5、我连和平精英的房子都守不住，怎么能守住自己的爱情？
I can"t even keep the house of "game for peace". How can I keep my love?
6、大家好，我是虚拟存钱罐，你们可以把多余的钱存到我这里。
Hello everyone, I"m a virtual piggy bank. You can deposit your extra money with me.
7、听说镜子中的自己要比本人好看50%，我哐啷一声就把镜子砸了，比我美的都得死。
It"s said that I look 50% better than myself in the mirror. I smash the mirror with a clatter, and everything more beautiful than me will die.
8、你总嫌我意识不好，身法不行，不会卡视角，压不住枪，跟我打游戏你们为什么只想要赢啊！
You always think I don"t have a good sense, I don"t have a good body method, I can"t get a perspective, I can"t hold a gun, why do you just want to win games with me!
9、真的很喜欢上学，喜欢读书，那种学不到脑子里的东西，真是令我着迷。
I really like to go to school and read books. I"m fascinated by things that I can"t learn in my head.
10、大家都是怎么和男朋友认识的啊？目前我和我的男朋友还不认识。
How do you get to know your boyfriend? At present, my boyfriend and I don"t know each other.
11、如果我是树，那一定栽在你手里，因为你好土。
If I were a tree, I would plant it in your hands, because you are so earthy.
12、一直以为自己很坚强，刚刚却有人一句话让我泪崩“你有钱过年吗？”
I always thought I was very strong, but just now someone said, "do you have money for the new year?"
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