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一，蔬菜们在举办比瘦大赛茄子看到了黄瓜发现黄瓜的腰很细于是茄子一直在嘀嘀咕咕：没瓜细呀没瓜细呀没关系呀
The vegetables were holding a thinner contest. The eggplant saw the cucumber and found that the waist of the cucumber was very thin, so the eggplant kept saying: No melon is fine, no melon is fine, it doesn"t matter
二，锅巴面巴泥巴是好朋友有一天泥巴问锅巴我们去干嘛呀锅巴说我们见面巴
Guoba noodles mud is a good friend. One day, mud asked Guoba, what are we going to do? Guoba said that we meet
三，刚刚那些不好听的话都不是我说的是*(对象名字)操控我的灵魂让我说的
I didn"t say any of that stuff. I said it because I manipulated my soul
四，有一次我在看月亮这个月亮又圆又亮又亮又圆，圆亮啊，圆亮，你听到了吗
Once I was looking at the moon. The moon is round, bright, round, round, round, round, round, you hear me
五，我是一个糊涂虫是一个小笨蛋但是请你相信 我不是故意惹你生气的
I"m a fool and a little fool, but please believe me, I didn"t mean to make you angry
六，有一只小鸭子在排队，想和前面的小鸭鸭对齐，可是怎么样都对不齐，它就嘀嘀咕咕的说：“对不齐鸭，对不齐鸭”你听到了吗
There is a duckling in line, and want to align with the front of the duckling, but how are not aligned, it muttered: "not right duck, not right duck," you hear
七，好吧 坏吧 随便吧 是三个好朋友 有一天随便吧打电话给坏吧 问他要不要一起出去玩 坏吧问都有谁啊 随便吧说 我们和好吧
Okay, bad, whatever. Three good friends. One day, call bad, ask him if he wants to hang out. Bad, ask who"s there. Whatever. Say we"re back together
八，那我也讲一个，有一个老头，记性不好，老是忘关门，他有四个庄园，有一天西边的庄园门忘关了，路人看见了就说，没关西呀，没关西，听到了吗？没关系呀
Then I also said one. There is an old man who has a bad memory and always forgets to close the door. He has four estates. One day, the manor door in the west was forgotten. When passers-by saw it, he said, it ’ s not closed, it ’ s not closed. Did you hear it? It doesn"t matter
九，最近的风有没有替我向你说句对不起 如果没有那我就替风说了.
Has the recent wind said sorry to you for me? If not, then I will say sorry for the wind.
十，有一天芋泥和啵啵吵架了，芋泥气得离家出走了，奶茶觉得啵啵很过分就跟他私奔了，只剩下一个啵啵，所以这个啵啵你是要还是不要呀.
One day, the mud and the mud quarreled, and the mud was so mad that they left home. The milk tea felt that it was too much to run away with him. There was only one cockroach left, so do you want this or not.
十一，我现在委婉地跟你说 我错了
I"m going to put it mildly that I was wrong
十二，“首项加末项的和乘项除以二” “干嘛？” “求和”
"The sum of the first and last terms divided by two" "Why? ” "summation
十三，m和n是一对特别好特别甜的小情侣，但有一天他们俩因为一点小事吵架了，最开始他们谁也不理谁 后来m实在太想n就去找n认错了因为m sorry.
M and n were a very nice, sweet couple, but one day they had a fight about a little thing, and at first they ignored each other, and then m really wanted n so much that he went to n and confessed because of m sorry.
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