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我怎么敢谈恋爱，我配吗？我每天的生活只有哈哈哈哈哈哈哈了，我凭什么谈恋爱啊？凭我对象生气的时候我跟他哈哈哈哈哈哈哈吗？
How dare I fall in love? Am I worthy? My daily life is only ha ha ha ha ha ha, why should I fall in love? When my partner is angry, do I have a good time with him?
别人每天精致的很，我天天素颜穿的跟熊一样，除了干饭啥也不会，穿的跟乡下来的，帅哥见我都绕道走。
Other people are very delicate every day. I wear plain clothes like bears every day. I can"t do anything except dry food. I wear clothes from the countryside. Handsome guys take a detour when they see me.
和一男的刚认识两天，就想和我谈恋爱，说迟早要谈的，现在谈怎么了，我说你迟早要死的，现在挖坟怎么了？
Just two days after I met a man, I wanted to fall in love with him. I said that sooner or later, what"s the matter now? I said that sooner or later you"ll die. What"s the matter now?
骗我感情可以，但不能骗我钱。我一生能爱好多个人，但实在挣不了几个钱。
You can cheat me on my feelings, but you can"t cheat me on my money. I can love many people in my life, but I can"t earn much money.
我是选择题，是Plan B，是四排里第五个队友，是西装的备用纽扣，是不被收下的花。
I"m a multiple choice question. I"m Plan B, the fifth teammate in the fourth row. I"m the spare button of the suit. I"m the flower that won"t be accepted.
女人吃醋，再正常不过，男人吃醋，你就知道，他是认真的了
It"s normal for a woman to be jealous. If a man is jealous, you will know that he is serious
刚刚点外卖的时候，突然想起来自己150斤，我猛地打了自己一耳光，点外卖的时候怎么可以分心呢！
When I just ordered takeout, I suddenly remembered that I was 150 Jin. I slapped myself in the face. How can I be distracted when I ordered takeout!
你一无是处全是缺点，但还有一个人无条件爱你，这就是你要努力改变的意义。
You are good for nothing, but there is still one person who loves you unconditionally. This is the meaning of your efforts to change.
最近在使用增高药，效果还挺明显的，高了两三厘米，就是一粒一粒的放在鞋里，有点硌脚。
Recently in the use of heightening drugs, the effect is quite obvious, two or three centimeters high, that is, one by one on the shoe, a bit sore foot.
卖萌这种事也要分人的，长得好看的才能叫卖萌，长得丑的只能是装疯卖傻。
Peddlers also have to be separated. Only those who are good-looking can peddle, while those who are ugly can only pretend to be crazy.
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