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活在这个世界上，开心最重要，毕竟人生就是这样的起起伏伏伏伏伏伏伏伏伏伏……
Being happy is the most important thing in this world. After all, life is all about ups and downs……
现在大多数的大龄剩男剩女，基本都有两个共同点，第一个就是，谁都瞧不上；第二个也是谁都瞧不上！
Now most of the old leftover men and women, basically have two things in common, the first is, who do not look up to; The second one is nobody!
你以为年龄是可以束缚住我们吗？错，真正能够束缚住我们的是“穷”，毕竟一富遮百丑，一穷毁所有！
Do you think age can hold us back? Wrong, really can bind us is "poor", after all, a rich cover a hundred ugly, a poor destroy all!
事实证明，自古深情留不住，唯有暴富得得得人心啊，现在知道自己为什么还是单身了吧！
The fact proves, since ancient times deep feeling can not stay, only suddenly rich get popular ah, now know oneself why still single!
以前我一直以为自己只是颓废一段时间罢了，只要想振作起来还是随时可以的，可是现在我才发现，原来颓废的时间长了，就会报废了！
Before I always think oneself just decadent for a period of time, as long as want to cheer up or can be at any time, but now I just found that the original decadent for a long time, will be scrapped!
现在的我们，钱包，支付宝余额总是空空如也，可是肚子上的肉却是一点也不少！这不，我的衣服又变瘦了！
Now we, wallet, alipay balance is always empty, but the meat on the stomach is a little too much! Well, my clothes are getting thinner again!
或许我们根本就没有被这命运抛弃，只是命运之神根本就没有时间理我们罢了。只要这个世界上能够用钱来摆平的事情，我发现我可能一件也摆平不了。
Perhaps we have not been abandoned by the fate, but the fate of god simply does not have time for us. As long as there are things in the world that money can fix, I find I can probably fix none of them.
事实证明，经过我这么的不懈不努力，没有一件事情，是我能顺顺利利地办完的！
Facts have proved that through my unremitting efforts, no matter is I can smoothly finish!
都说这个世界上那些比我们优秀的人还比我们努力，那我们的努力还有什么用呢？
All say that the people in this world who are better than us also than our efforts, that our efforts have what use?
要好好地努力活下去呀，不然怎么面对明天新的打击呢？
Make a good effort to live, or how will you face tomorrow"s new blows?
我还真的是要好好地感谢那些曾经把我打倒的人呢！没有他们我怎么能够知道躺在地上有多么地舒服呢？
I really want to thank those who once knocked me down! How can I know how comfortable it is to lie on the ground without them?
我现在每天除了吃饭睡觉的时候，其他的所有时间都用来减肥了，你竟然还敢说我不够努力！
I spend all my time losing weight except when I eat and sleep. How dare you say I don"t work hard enough!
越长大越知道，原来这个世界上比我们三观更重要的其实是我们的五官，可惜的是我们大多数人不仅三观不全，五官还长得不如人意。
The older I grow up, the more I realize that what is more important than our three senses is actually our five senses. Unfortunately, most of us have not only three senses but also unsatisfactory five senses.
别闹了，毕竟大家现在都已经不是一个小孩子，怎么可能还因为喜欢就一定要在一起呢？
Stop that now, after all, we are not a child now, how can it be because of love must be together?
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