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1、奶茶一杯，快乐起飞。
A cup of milk tea, take off happily.
2、不笑运气太差，一笑脸就变大。
When you don"t smile, your luck is bad, but when you smile, your face gets bigger.
3、最近体重上升了，绝对没有偷吃，只是把你偷偷放在心里。
Recently, I"ve gained weight. I didn"t steal food. I just put you in my heart secretly.
4、你吃不到的葡萄，我吃得特别甜。
You can"t eat grapes, I eat very sweet.
5、别信风扇，毕竟它都是吹的。
Don"t believe in fans. After all, they all blow.
6、年纪大了，经不起凶，只想被宠成三岁小朋友。
Old age, can"t stand the fierce, just want to be spoiled into three-year-old children.
7、我这个漂亮的小朋友，什么时候才会变成你的老婆？
I"m a beautiful little friend. When will I become your wife?
8、一直很尊重奶茶，没去冰，没少糖，没少喝。
Always respect milk tea, no ice, no less sugar, no less drink.
9、上天给了我很多次变胖的机会，我都抓住了。
God has given me many opportunities to get fat, and I have seized them.
10、每次走夜路都特别害怕，天这么黑，我这么漂亮，真怕别人看不见。
Every time I walk at night, I"m afraid. It"s so dark and I"m so beautiful. I"m afraid others won"t see me.
11、我总是在枕头下放着一把刀，以防突然有人给我带来小蛋糕。
I always have a knife under my pillow in case someone brings me a cake.
12、我人生的三大幻觉：明天开始努力，今天一定早睡，再买我就剁手。
The three hallucinations of my life: I"ll work hard tomorrow, I"ll go to bed early today, and I"ll cut my hand if I buy it again.
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