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我们就此别过吧！以后的路你就自己走下去吧！而我要去打车了，再见！
Let"s not pass this way! After the road you go down on your own! And I"m going to take a taxi. Bye!
现在的我们总是这样，就算上了床又有什么用呢？你还总是会刷手机，然后刷着刷着就失眠了……
Now we are always like this, even on the bed and what is the use? And you"re constantly checking your phone, and then you lose sleep over it...
为了能够轻轻松松的当上富二代，我每天都坐在家里，等着我爸什么时候富起来。
In order to become the second rich generation easily, I sit at home every day, waiting for my father to become rich.
还有两个月我就要过生日了，那么我现在吃个蛋糕，不过分吧？嘻嘻！
It"s only two months until my birthday, so shouldn"t It be too much for me to have a cake now? Hee hee!
假如我20岁的话，我可以悄悄的告诉你说我喜欢你，可是我现在才五岁，我要忙着上幼儿园，忙着可爱，忙着长大，天呐，我真是太忙了！
If I am 20 years old, I can quietly tell you that I like you, but I am only five years old now, I have to busy kindergarten, busy cute, busy growing up, god, I am really too busy!
一些你不喜欢吃的东西可以拿来喂狗，还有一些你不喜欢的人…那么就等你把狗喂大了，然后放狗咬他。
Some of the things you don"t like to eat you can feed to the dog, and some of the people you don"t like... Then you feed the dog and set it on him.
我觉得如果我再单身下去的话，我可能就要长出蘑菇来了，因为放的时间太久了。
I think if I stay single, I might start to grow mushrooms because they"ve been there for so long.
我警告你们，晚上有月亮的时候，请你们不要惹我，不然我可能随时会变身成美少女！
I warn you, when there is a moon at night, please don"t mess with me, or I may change into a beautiful girl at any moment!
一想到明天还有很多很多的事情没有完成，我就想睡到后天再起来！
I want to sleep until the day after tomorrow, thinking that There are many, many things to be done tomorrow.
虽然这生活总是乱糟糟的，但是好在我用了吃饭和睡觉填补了这生活大部分的时间。
It"s always a mess, but luckily I fill most of it with food and sleep.
假如你想我的话，那么你就亲一亲空气吧，毕竟我那么可爱，而且我的可爱无处不在，你看，这也是那也是，全都是！
If you want me, then you kiss the air, after all I am so lovely, and my lovely everywhere, you see, this is also that is also, all!
你知道吗？真的不能熬夜，深夜玩手机，除了让你多愁善感以外，你还会用被手机掉下来打脸的危险！
You know what? Can"t stay up late really, late at night play mobile phone, in addition to let you sentimental, you will also use the danger of being dropped by the mobile phone to hit the face!
唉，我也不知道钱到底能不能买到快乐，毕竟我没有钱，但是现在的我很快乐，我就想问一下，谁要收购？准备出多少钱？
Alas, I do not know whether money can buy happiness, after all, I do not have money, but now I am very happy, I would like to ask, who wants to buy? How much are you prepared to pay?
由于个人的原因，暂不多做解释，今年冬天，依然保持肥胖！请不要乱加猜测评论，谢谢配合！
Due to personal reasons, do not explain for the time being, this winter, still keep fat! Please do not add speculation comments, thanks for your cooperation!
想要找一个男朋友谈恋爱，如果做了我的男朋友，我一定会处处让着你，比如让你做饭，让你洗碗，让你洗衣服，让你赚钱，哈哈哈哈哈哈！
Want to find a boyfriend fall in love, if do my boyfriend, I will let you everywhere, such as let you cook, let you wash dishes, let you wash clothes, let you make money, ha ha ha ha ha ha!
结语：日子苦一点，没有关系，但是我们要每天给自己找一点乐趣呀！愿大家可以天天开心，加油！
Conclusion: It doesn"t matter if the day is a little bitter, but we should find ourselves a little fun every day! Wish everyone can be happy every day, come on!
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