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对于现在这个年纪的我来说，我已经不知道到底什么才是真正的爱情，我只知道什么时候应该吃饭。
For me at this age, I don"t know what true love is anymore, I just know when to eat.
作为一个步入社会很多年的成年人，我真的无法理解那些每天都妄想天上能够掉馅饼的年轻人，这样的思想真的很危险，我觉得如果一定非要掉的话，那么我希望掉的是披萨。
As an adult who has been in the world for many years, I really can"t understand those young people who fantasize about pie falling from the sky every day. Such thinking is really dangerous. I think if I have to drop it, I would like to drop pizza.
想要和你在这个冬天去看雪，想要和你在这个冬天里就吃一顿火锅，如果没有雪的话也行，如果没有你的话也凑合，但是没有火锅的话一定不行。
Want to go to see the snow with you in this winter, want to eat a hot pot with you in this winter, if there is no snow is ok, if there is no you can also make do, but there is no hot pot
每次看韩剧的时候，当男主壁咚女主时，我就会有一种特别强烈的代入感，当时的我觉得我或许就是那堵墙吧！
Every time When Watching Korean dramas, when the male wall Dong Tying, I will have a particularly strong feeling of substitution, at that time I think I may be the wall!
你一定要保持每天都有充足的睡眠呀，不要让你的手机负荷工作，请你也让它休息一下吧！
You must keep enough sleep every day, don"t let your phone load work, please let it have a rest!
经过我的了解，我告诉你一个真正爱你的女人，她是根本不会去在乎开的兰博基尼是什么颜色的！
After my understanding, I tell you a woman who really loves you, she doesn"t care what color the Lamborghini is!
既然话已经说到这个地步了，那么我就实不相瞒了，其实我是一个隐形的富豪，隐形了20多年，至今我都还没有找到属于我的资产在哪里？
Since the words have been said to this point, so I was not to hide, in fact, I am a hidden rich, invisible for more than 20 years, so far I have not found my assets where?
我发现现在很多家长的教育方式都有问题，因为他们根本就不讲究什么科学的方式方法，他们一般的教育方法都是凭手感，比如我爸妈就是这样子的。
I find that there is something wrong with many parents" education methods, because they don"t pay attention to scientific methods at all. Their general education method is based on hand feeling. For example, my parents are like this.
我这个人吧，有一个缺点，就是不喜欢听别人的意见，昨天又有人对我说：“能不能不要那么可爱？”，我立马回他：“当然不可以”！
I am a person, there is a weakness, is not like to listen to others" opinions, yesterday someone said to me: "can not so lovely?" "I immediately replied," Of course not!"
我觉得现在没带手机上厕所真的是太无聊了，刚才我坐在马桶上，撕了一张厕纸，并均匀地把它撕成了三十等分。
I think it"s really boring not to have the toilet on my phone right now. I just sat on the toilet, tore a piece of toilet paper, and evenly divided it into 30 equal parts.
最近准备减肥，然后就有一个问题，一直都困扰着我，我就在想啊！有没有什么东西是很好吃的，但是吃了还不会发胖的那种！
Recently ready to lose weight, and then there is a problem, has been bothering me, I was thinking! Have what thing is very delicious, but ate the kind that still won"t get fat!
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