1、你脖子上长的脑袋是为了增高吗？
Is the head on your neck for height?
2、如果吃鱼能够让人变得聪明的话，那么你至少要承包一个海洋的鱼。
If eating fish can make people smart, then you have to contract at least one ocean fish.
3、上帝在把智慧洒满人间的时候，唯独你撑起了一把雨伞。
When God sprinkles wisdom all over the world, only you hold up an umbrella.
4、说我垃圾可以，但前提是你要比我厉害，要不然你连垃圾都不如。
Say I garbage can, but the premise is that you must be better than me, otherwise you are even worse than garbage.
5、你的牙如同天上的繁星，色泽鲜艳，相距甚远。
Your teeth are like the stars in the sky. They are bright and far apart.
6、你就是我键盘上介于字母，A与D，V与N之间那两字母。
You are the letters between a and D, V and N on my keyboard.
7、在键盘上撒点米，鸡的操作都比你强。
Sprinkle rice on the keyboard, chicken operation is better than you.
8、你们家的饭都是你做的吧，我看你挺会添油加醋的。
Do you cook all the meals in your family? I think you can add fuel to your cooking.
9、本来我是不会以貌取人的，但你这容貌，我实在不得不往别的方向想。
Originally, I would not judge people by their appearance, but I really have to think in other directions.
10、好久不见，你还是那么丢人现眼。
Long time no see. You"re still so disgraceful.
11、你脑袋别晃荡好吗，全是水咣当咣当的。
Don"t shake your head. It"s all water.
12、我拱手让你的东西，你都不一定拿得稳。
You can"t hold the things I give you.
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