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老子吃火锅 你吃火锅底料。
I eat hot pot, you eat hot pot bottom material.
没有什么烦恼是一顿火锅解决不了的，如果有，那就两顿。
There is no trouble that can"t be solved by one hot pot. If there is, two meals.
失恋就是篮球比赛的动作上犯规，没关系，只要重来就可以了。
Lovelorn is the action of basketball game fouls, it doesn"t matter, as long as it can be repeated.
我才十几岁，爱情可以晚点来，但外卖不行。
I"m only a teenager. Love can come later, but take out can"t
奶茶这种东西喝多了也没意思，每天早中晚三杯刚刚好。
It"s boring to drink too much milk tea. Three cups of milk tea every morning, middle and evening is just right.
别以为我不知道你上课发短信，有谁会对着自己的裤裆傻笑
Don"t think I don"t know who will smirk at your crotch when you text in class
半个月没喝奶茶 我不甜了
I haven"t had milk tea for half a month. I"m not sweet anymore
从小我就有一个梦想：戴着墨镜，开着兰博基尼，衣锦还乡。经过三十年的努力，我终于实现了梦想的一半：拥有了墨镜。
I have a dream since I was a child: wearing sunglasses, driving a Lamborghini, returning home in fine clothes. After 30 years of hard work, I finally realized half of my dream: having sunglasses.
我如果恋爱，晚一点其实也没关系，我如果暴富，请现在立刻马上。
If I"m in love, it doesn"t matter if I"m late. If I get rich, please do it now.
可爱不是长之计，可爱我是。
Lovely is not a long-term plan, lovely I am.
今天用手机拍街景，以为自己拍到了迪丽热巴，后来才发现开的是前置摄像头。
Today, I used my mobile phone to take a street view. I thought I had taken a picture of delireba. Later, I found out that the front camera was on.
这大冬天让我明白了一个道理，人是铁，饭是钢，床是磁铁！
This winter let me understand a truth, people are iron, rice is steel, bed is magnet!
生活圈 娱乐圈 朋友圈 爱的魔力转圈圈
Circle of life circle of entertainment circle of friends circle of love
那些拧不来瓶盖的女生，都是装的，不信，你让她拆个快递试试。
Those girls who can"t screw the bottle cap are all pretended. If you don"t believe it, you can ask her to open a express to try.
过安检的时候金属检测仪一直在我身上滴滴响个不停，原来是检测到我钢铁般的意志。
When I passed the security check, the metal detector kept ringing on me. It turned out that it detected my iron will.
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