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最近天气不好，经常下雨，要不是天气太寒冷的话，我还真的怕我会一不小心就被雨水淋的发芽了呢！
Recently the weather is not good, often rain, if it were not for the weather too cold, I really afraid I will not be careful on the germination of the rain!
我对象什么都好，不打游戏，不玩手机，不喝酒，不抽烟，就是有一点我不太喜欢，二十多年了一直都没有出现。
My partner is all good, do not play games, do not play mobile phones, do not drink, do not smoke, but there is one thing I do not like, more than 20 years has not appeared.
现在的人呀，就是除了正儿八经睡觉的时间不犯困之外，其他的时间基本都是在犯困中度过的。
Now people ah, is in addition to the serious sleep time not sleepy, other time is basically spent in the sleepy.
经过科学研究表明，晚上睡觉的时候，不能把手机放在枕头旁边，因为会有辐射，更会影响睡眠，主要表现为会让人不自觉地拿起手机翻看，从而导致熬夜。
According to scientific research, when you sleep at night, you should not put your mobile phone next to your pillow, because there will be radiation, which will affect your sleep. The main manifestation is that people will unconsciously pick up their mobile phone and look at it, which will lead to staying up late.
今天我要挑战三十天不跟小仙女讲话，哎呀，第一天就好像以失败而告终了，刚才我好像在自言自语说话了。
Today I"m going to challenge myself not to talk to the fairy for thirty days. Oh, the first day seems to have ended in failure. Just now I seemed to be talking to myself.
恋爱中的男孩子们啊，请你们一定要好好地珍惜那些恋爱中很喜欢吃醋的女朋友吧，你知道吗？其实她们以前可是喜欢吃肉的吧，你想想她们为你改变了多少啊！
Boys in love ah, please you must cherish those in love very like jealous girlfriend, you know? In fact, they used to like eating meat, you think how much they have changed for you!
我家里有好几套房，我每天上班主要就是为了打发时间的，每次我想买什么就买什么，我一个过得挺好的，从来没想过要找一个男朋友，主要还是怕另一个人的进入，会影响我做的美梦！
I have several apartments at home, and I go to work every day mainly to kill time. Every time I want to buy whatever I want, I live a good life alone. I have never thought about finding a boyfriend, but I am mainly afraid that another person"s entry will affect my dream!
请问一下想要女朋友吗？如果你做我的男朋友，那么你想要吃什么我都会给你买的，但是如果超过五块钱的就算了吧，毕竟我不太喜欢这样太看重物质的男孩子。
Would you like a girlfriend? If you"re my boyfriend, I"ll buy you anything you want to eat, but if it"s more than five bucks, I don"t care for materialistic boys.
现在的人都有各种各样的才艺，有的还琴棋书画都样样精通，而沙雕女孩就不一样了，她们煎炒烹炸样样会吃！
Now people have a variety of talent, some are proficient in all the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and sand carving girls are not the same, they fry fry fry all will eat!
以前的我以为一直陪别人聊天就可能会聊到一个女朋友，可以后来总是被发好人卡，而且我的表情包从十个变成了一千个，我才知道我当初的想法有多么地可笑，
I used to think that if I chatted with others all the time, I might get a girlfriend. Later, I was always sent nice guy cards. Besides, my memes changed from ten to a thousand, then I realized how ridiculous my original idea was.
听我爸说，我妈以前可喜欢打麻将了，可是自从生了我以后，我妈决定要全心全意的打我，就再也没时间去打麻将了。
According to my father, my mother used to like playing mahjong. But after giving birth to me, my mother decided to play mahjong with all her heart and soul. She has no time to play mahjong any more.
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