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1、你摸摸我的衣服，看看是不是做你女朋友的料子。
You touch my clothes to see if it"s made of your girlfriend"s material.
2、如果我不见了，你们会找我吗？哪怕是问一句，肖战的女朋友去哪了？
If I"m gone, will you look for me? Even if it"s a question, where"s Xiao Zhan"s girlfriend?
3、你说发了工资就请我喝奶茶，这么久过去了，我很担心你，你是不是被开除了？
You said you asked me to drink milk tea when you got paid. After so long, I"m worried about you. Are you fired?
4、月亮不睡，我不睡。太阳起了，我不起。
The moon doesn"t sleep, I don"t sleep. The sun is up, I can"t.
5、有人知道怎么追白羊座吗？有的话追我一下。
Does anyone know how to chase Aries? Chase me if you have.
6、我的朋友圈我做主，如果你想做主，那你买下它，30元包月，退订回复TD。
My friends circle I make the decision. If you want to make the decision, then you buy it, 30 yuan per month, unsubscribe and reply to TD.
7、买了条鱼，不敢杀，我把它扔水里了，准备淹死它，想问问它多久才会被淹死。
Bought a fish, dare not kill, I threw it into the water, ready to drown it, I want to ask how long it will be drowned.
8、求求你们不要给我群发了，手机一响我就以为我的爱情来了。
Please don"t send it to me in groups. I think my love comes when my cell phone rings.
9、羡慕两种女孩子，一种是游戏打的贼好，一种是很坑但会撒娇的，我属于卡在中间，又坑又不会撒娇，但我骂人贼6。
Envy two kinds of girls, one is playing a good game, one is very pit but will be coquettish, I belong to the middle, and pit will not be coquettish, but I swear very much.
10、喜欢我的扣1，不喜欢我的，八千字说明理由。
If you like me, send 1, if you don"t like me, write 8000 words of composition to explain the reason.
11、生活压力太大了，希望你们叫我一声美女，让我迷失一下自我。
Life pressure is too great, I hope you call me a beauty, let me lose myself.
12、你们以后还是远离我吧，我想清楚了，大家需要的是一个能经常逗笑大伙的好姐妹，而不是我这样让人眼前一亮的美女。
You"d better stay away from me later. I think it"s clear that what you need is a good sister who can often make people laugh, not a beautiful woman like me.
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