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1.挨饿这事，干得好就叫减肥；掐人这事，干得好就叫按摩；发呆这事，干得好就叫深沉；偷懒这事，干得好就叫享受；死皮赖脸这事，干得好就叫执著；装傻这事，如果干得好，那叫大智若愚。
If you do a good job in starvation, you will lose weight; if you do a good job in pinching people, you will get massage; if you do a good job in daze, you will get deep; if you do a good job in laziness, you will get enjoyment; if you do a good job in dishonour, you will get persistence; if you do a good job in pretending to be stupid, you will get stupid.
2.希望可以变成一罐可乐，不开心时跳一跳，就会冒出许多甜甜的泡泡。
I hope I can turn it into a can of coke. If I jump when I"m not happy, there will be many sweet bubbles.
3.丑的笔画是4，穷的笔画是7，相加等于11，这就是光棍的原因。
The ugly stroke is 4, the poor stroke is 7, and the sum is 11, which is the reason for being single.
4.枯藤老树昏鸦，空调WiFi西瓜，葛优同款沙发，夕阳西下，我就搁那一趴。
Kuteng old tree faint crow, air conditioning WiFi watermelon, ge you same sofa, sunset, I put that one lie down.
5.把体重留给美食，把时间留给陪伴，把眼睛留给美好，悦人再多都不如悦己。
The weight left for food, the time left for company, the eyes left for good, no matter how many people are not as good as Yueji.
6.早上看时间不是为了看几点了，而是为了看还可以睡多久。
The time in the morning is not to see what time it is, but to see how long you can sleep.
7.遇见你是偶然的，喜欢你是自然的，爱上你是毅然的，得到你是欣然的，伴你一生是必然的。
Meeting you is accidental, liking you is natural, falling in love with you is determined, getting you is joyful, accompanying you for life is inevitable.
8.在没有钱的时候，把勤舍出去，钱就来了——这叫天道酬勤；当有钱的时候，把钱舍出去，人就来了——这叫轻财聚人；当有人的时候，把爱舍出去，事业就来了——这叫厚德载物；当事业成功后，把智慧舍出去，喜悦就来了——这叫德行天下。没有舍、就没有得！
When there is no money, if you give up diligence, money will come - this is called "Heaven rewards diligence"; when you have money, if you give up money, people will come - this is called "gathering people with light wealth";
when there are people, if you give up love, career will come - this is called "carrying goods with good virtue"; when you succeed in career, if you give up wisdom, joy will come - this is called "Virtue". Without giving up, there is no gain!
9.我给你的备注是十二，朋友十二画，恋人十二画，爱人十二画，家人十二画。所以，十二的名字，叫做难忘。
My remarks to you are twelve, twelve paintings of friends, twelve paintings of lovers, twelve paintings of lovers and twelve paintings of family. Therefore, the name of twelve is unforgettable.
10.大多数人的生活现状：想过八戒般的生活，却承受着悟空般的压力，但只有沙僧的本事，还时不时能听到唐僧般的唠叨。
Most people"s life situation: they want to live like Bajie, but they are under the pressure of Wukong, but only Sha Seng has the ability, and they can hear Tang Seng"s nagging from time to time.
11.成功三要素：一，坚持，二，不要脸，三，坚持不要脸！
Three elements of success: one, persistence, two, shameless, three, persistence shameless!
12.小学上课费嘴，初中上课费笔，高中上课费脑，大学上课费流量！
Primary school fee mouth, junior high school fee pen, high school fee brain, University fee flow!
13.什么是浪漫？就是明知她不喜欢你，依然送99朵玫瑰花给她。什么是浪费？就是明知她喜欢你，还送99朵玫瑰花给她。
What is romance? Even though she didn"t like you, she still gave her 99 roses. What is waste? That is, knowing that she likes you, and sending 99 roses to her.
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