比起穷这个缺点，长得丑简直不值一提。
Compared with the disadvantage of being poor, It"s not worth mentioning.
我视金钱如粪土，我爸视我为化粪池。
I see money as dirt, My dad sees me as a septic tank.
多我一个富婆又会怎样？会破坏生态平衡吗？
What if I were a rich woman? Will it destroy the ecological balance?
做梦梦见自己很穷，醒来一看根本不是梦。
Dream that he is very poor, wake up to see is not a dream at all.
乞丐走过来向我抖碗，我觉得他是在炫富。
The beggar came to shake the bowl at me. I thought he was showing off his wealth.
我原本可以很快乐的，都是网购害了我。
I could have been very happy, It"s all online shopping that"s killing me.
请让一下，别挡住我喝西北风。
Excuse me, Don"t stand in my way.
像我这么冲动的人，就应该被人狠狠的打一笔钱冷静一下。
People like me who are impulsive should be beaten with a sum of money to calm down.
宝贝长宝贝短，宝贝没钱又不管。
Baby long baby short baby without money.
今天的我不是可爱鬼，是个穷鬼。
Today, I am not a cute ghost, He"s a pauper.
最近实在没钱了，求好心人收养，
特长：吃饭，爱好：吃饭，能力：吃饭
I really have no money recently, Seeking adoption by good Samaritans，Specialty: eating, hobby: eating, ability: eating
自己掐指一算，五行缺房，命里缺车，卡里缺钱。
Count your fingers, Five elements are short of room, life is short of car, and card is short of money.
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