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建个15人群喝奶茶，一人一块，轮着喝，每个人一天都能喝到一次，今天我先喝，有意者dd。
Set up a group of 15 people to drink milk tea, one for each person, in turn. Everyone can drink milk tea once a day. Today, I"ll drink it first. If you want to drink it, DD.
很多事情要自己消化，所以越长越胖了。
A lot of things need to be digested by ourselves, so the longer you get, the fatter you get.
如果你愿意一层一层地翻开我的作业，你会发现，你会讶异，这页没写，那页也没写。
If you are willing to open my homework layer by layer, you will find that you will be surprised that this page is not written, and that page is not written.
为什么星期五离星期一这么近，星期一却离星期五那么远！这不科学！
Why is Friday so close to Monday,Monday is so far away from Friday! It"s not scientific!
积压的工作已经堆得跟山一样高，但打开电脑三秒，就开始想今天要吃什么…
The backlog of work has been piled up as high as the mountain, but open the computer three seconds, began to think about what to eat today
有人约架请告诉我，不用告诉我多少人，告诉我时间地点就行了，因为不管你们多少人我都看。
If someone has an appointment, please let me know. Don"t tell me how many people, just tell me the time and place, because no matter how many of you are, I will watch it.
我打车，问司机：从这儿到高铁站要多久呢？司机：要很久的。我：起码要多久？司机：骑马要更久。
I took a taxi and asked the driver: how long does it take from here to the high-speed railway station? Driver: it will take a long time. Me: at least how long? Driver: it takes longer to ride.
糟了！刚刚忘记关童话书，公主全部跑到评论里了。
Oh, no! Just forgot to close the fairy tale book, the princess all ran into the comments.
在公园看大爷们下棋我说：大爷你车没了，大爷说：不懂了吧，那叫ju。我说：好的大爷，你旁边的电动ju没了。
In the park to watch the masters playing chess, I said: uncle, you have no car, the uncle said: do not understand, it is called Ju. I said: OK, uncle, the electric Ju next to you is gone.
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