自从双11过后，我发现我的眼睛好像就近视了，为什么我打开我的手机，都看不到支付宝的余额呢？
After double 11, I found my eyes seem to be nearsighted, why can"t I see the balance of Alipay even when I open my mobile phone?
这一个双11，我悟出了一个道理，那些单身的就好好的过节吧！千万不要学着别人过什么双11了，不然你可能就会变成一个没钱的单身狗。
This double 11, I realized a truth, those single on the holiday well it! Don"t imitate other people"s singles day, or you may end up with no money.
本来今天打算去逛街的，可是看了看我的余额，我默默地把刚换上的衣服换成了睡衣，准备在家宅一天。
I was going to go shopping today, but I looked at my balance, I silently changed the clothes just changed into pajamas, ready to stay at home for a day.
现在的我真的好想感受一下，在那些很久没有穿的衣服里面摸到钱的那种感觉呀！
I really want to feel the feeling of feeling money under the clothes I haven"t worn for a long time!
现在的我，是这样的状态，恋爱什么的我都无所谓，我现在只想搞钱！
Now I, is such a state, love what I don"t care, I just want to make money now!
说我以前也不富有吧，但是我只能说现在更穷，好了，接下来的日子，吃土和西北风都要安排上了！
Say Me before also not rich, but I can say now poorer, good, the following day, eat dirt and northwest wind all want to arrange!
双11让我真正体会到了，什么叫开心两小时，吃土一个月，好了，我要开始我的贫困日子了。
Double 11 let me really understand, what is happy for two hours, eat dirt for a month, well, I"m going to start my poverty day.
希望你们以后走路小心一点，请不要把我的食物踩脏了，谢谢大家！
I hope you will walk carefully in the future, please don"t step on my food dirty, thank you all!
奇怪，明明就过完了双11，我觉得我以后什么东西都不用买了，可是看了看，我觉得双12，我还是有一堆的东西想买。
Strange, clearly over the double 11, I think I do not need to buy anything in the future, but looked at, I think double 12, I still have a pile of things to buy.
自从双11付了尾款之后，你们如果想找我的话，十块钱以上的活动就不要来叫我了，因为我现在只配喝西北风。
Since paying balance payment on singles" day, if you want to visit me, don"t call me for anything over $10, because I"m only eligible for the northwest wind now.
双11让我们一瞬间回到了解放前，现在大家都在吃土，请问可以给我留一点吗？
Double 11 brings us back to the moment before liberation. Now everyone is eating dirt. Could you please save some for me?
刚才我又看了看我的订单，算来算去，我还是算不明白我到底省了多少钱？算了算了，喝西北风的少女不不配拥有双11。
Just now, I looked at my order again. I still can"t figure out how much Money I saved. Calculate calculate, the girl that drinks northwest wind does not deserve to have double 11.
双11过后，本来就没有钱了，昨天又掉了一块钱，气的我昨天一天都没有吃饭，真的好气啊！
After The Double 11, I had no money, but I lost one yuan yesterday. I was so angry that I didn"t have a meal all day. I was really angry!
结语：我突然发现，原来双11清空的不是我们的购物车，而是我们的支付宝，大家还是要理智消费呀！
Conclusion: I suddenly found that the original Double 11 empty is not our shopping cart, but our Alipay, we still want to rational consumption!
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