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从不主动钓鱼，我要男人奔我而来，20年了还是条单身狗。
Never take the initiative to fish, I want men to come to me, 20 years or a single dog.
都怪闹钟，打破了我和王俊凯的未来。
The alarm clock has broken the future of Wang Junkai and me.
找不到对象被父母骂，觉得伤自尊想吊窗帘自杀，结果因为太胖把窗帘扯下来，又被狠狠地打了一顿。
He was scolded by his parents for failing to find an object. He felt that he hurt his self-esteem and wanted to hang the curtain to commit suicide. As a result, he pulled down the curtain because he was too fat and was beaten hard again.
一个未成年的小龙刚被爸爸凑了一顿，因为它偷看成龙电影。
A teenage Bruce Lee has just been put together by his father because he is watching Jackie Chan"s movies.
随机抽一个人请我喝奶茶，不要跟我说你没钱，你没钱是你的事，自己解决。
Randomly select a person to invite me to drink milk tea. Don"t tell me that you don"t have money. It"s your business that you don"t have money. Solve it by yourself.
喜欢一个人太累了，机会太渺茫，所以我喜欢了十个，有十次机会。
Like a person too tired, the opportunity is too slim, so I like ten, there are ten opportunities.
左眼皮跳，我：要发财啦！
右眼皮跳，我：不能迷信！
Left eyelid jump, I: want to get rich!
Right eyelid jump, I: can"t superstition!
看了很久，终于买了，全款，感觉没必要分期吧，又不是没有实力，一个鸡蛋饼而已。
After watching for a long time, I finally bought the whole one. I feel that there is no need to stage it. It"s not that there is no strength. It"s just an egg cake.
民国三年等不到一场雨，新赛季等不到一句我带你。
I can"t wait for a rain in the Republic of China. I can"t wait for a word for the new season.
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