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好朋友都这样，你跌倒时我会扶你一把，不过要先等我笑完。
Good friends are like this, I will help you when you fall, but I have to wait until I finish laughing.
都别傻了，他要是真的想守护你，为什么你家楼下保安不是他？
Don"t be stupid. If he really wants to protect you, why isn"t your downstairs security guard him?
我们的.欲.望各不相同，但是失望的样子，却一模一样。
Our desires are different, but the look of disappointment is exactly the same.
你怎么过的一天，就是怎么过的一生。
The day you live is how you live your life.
世界上最幸福的事，是你没听课，听的人也没懂。
The happiest thing in the world is that you didn"t listen to the class and the people who listened didn"t understand it.
我不主动，不是你不重要，而是我不知道我重不重要。
I don"t take the initiative, not because you are not important, but because I don"t know whether I am important.
你别怕，不回你消息的那个人，总会遇到不回ta消息的人。
Don"t be afraid, the person who does not reply to your message will always meet someone who does not reply to his message.
目前最大的烦恼就是，经济实力跟不上审美能力。
The biggest worry at present is that economic strength can"t keep up with aesthetic ability.
本想成为大哥的女人，没想到却活成了，女人中的大哥。
The woman who wanted to be the eldest brother did not expect to become the eldest brother among women.
心情不好的时候，去逛逛超市，能听到很多「好消息」。
When you are in a bad mood, you can hear a lot of "good news" when you go to the supermarket.
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