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肚子好饿哦，于是只好握住拳头，打向自己的肚子，帮自己出口饿气。
Hungry, so I had to hold my fist and hit my stomach to help me out.
我哪是什么低调，节约，会过日子啊，我只是单纯的穷而已。
I don"t know what low-key, thrifty, will live, I"m just poor.
生活小妙招：如果很难过睡不着，就翘起自己的大拇指，然后对着他吹气，你就会被自己蠢笑。
Life tips: if you are very sad and can"t sleep, you can turn up your thumb and blow on him, and you will be laughed by yourself.
最近在一座岛上度假。什么岛？穷困潦倒。
I"ve been on holiday on an Island recently. What island? fall on evil days.
请不要一次次挑战我的底线，我是美女不是忍者。
Please don"t challenge my bottom line again and again, I"m a beauty, not a ninja.
也想和你一路到白头，可我的城市从来不下雪。
I want to go to Baitou with you, but it never snows in my city.
两天瘦20斤，不靠节食不靠运动，全靠我自己幻想
I lose 20 jin in two days. I don"t rely on diet or exercise. It"s all up to m
我的心不是公交车，不是有空位你就座下来
My heart is not a bus. You can"t just sit down if you have a seat
我是一只绵羊 今天剪了毛 然后失棉了
I"m a sheep. I cut my wool and lost my cotton today
满脑子的智慧，硬生生的撑大了我的脸。
Full of brain wisdom, rigidly prop up my face.
电视都是：给你多少万，离开我女儿！现实都是：给我们多少万，否则离开我女儿。
TV is: give you how many million, leave my daughter! The reality is: give us tens of thousands, or leave my daughter.
棉被把我封印在床上起不来了
The quilt sealed me on the bed and I couldn"t get up
我对象不高冷，不任性，不玩游戏，不知道是谁
My object is not high cold, not capricious, do not play games, do not know who
什么叫不靠谱呢？大概是，大家约好一起出锤子，结果所有人都出了剪刀，他出了布！
What is unreliable? Probably, we made an appointment to produce a hammer together. As a result, everyone produced scissors, and he produced cloth!
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