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年纪不小了，每天晚上早点睡吧，不要再熬夜刷手机了，你难道不知道熬夜刷手机对手机不太好吗？
Don"t you know that it is not good for your mobile phone to stay up late to swipe your mobile phone?
每个人的一生总会遇到那么一个人，只要他冲你一笑，你就会被打败，就比如说经常会突然出现在后门的班主任！
Everyone"s life will always meet such a person, as long as he smiled at you, you will be defeated, such as often suddenly appear in the back door of the class teacher!
就此别过吧，我希望以后的人生之路就算没有我你也要好好地走下去，而我要做我的私人飞机，就不陪你走下去了。
Don"t pass on this, I hope that the future of life even without me you have to go on, and I want to do my private jet, not to accompany you go on.
我本来一心一意地想要成为一个很有趣的人，可是一不小心就跑偏了，成为了一个沙雕！
I had my heart set on being a very interesting person, but I accidentally ran off the track and became a sand sculpture!
我最近发现玩手机真的很影响视力，就比如说我最近打开我的钱包，都看不到我钱包了的钱了。
I recently found that playing with my mobile phone really affects my eyesight. For example, When I opened my wallet recently, I could not see the money in my wallet.
假如你现在有很多烦恼的话，那么你就饿自己一顿，因为人就是这样的，肚子饿的时候，只有一个烦恼，那就是饥饿，假如你吃饱了以后，那么你就会有很多个烦恼，所以，不妨一试？
If you have a lot of trouble now, so you are hungry oneself one meal, because the person is such, when the stomach is hungry, have a trouble only, that is hunger, if you eat full later, so you can have a lot of trouble, so, might as well try?
虽然我是单身狗，但是总是会有一些人不顾风雨地来给我送吃的，想吃什么想要什么，他们都会直接送到我家门口，你说这样的人，你能不感动吗？不说了，我又要点外卖了…
Although I am a single dog, there are always some people who will send me food regardless of the wind and rain, whatever they want to eat or want, they will send it directly to my door. You said such a person, can you not be touched? Anyway, I"m ordering takeout again……
每次有人说我胖的时候，我就会轻轻地拍着自己的小肚子安慰它说：没关系，其实你一点也不胖，你只不过就是奶茶，甜甜圈，奶油的结合体罢了。
Every time someone said That I was fat, I would gently patted his little belly to comfort it and said: it doesn"t matter, in fact, you are not fat at all, you are just a combination of milk tea, donut, cream.
我想对我来说这个世界上最让我感到治愈的事情，大概就是看到银行卡余额还有很有的时候了吧！
I think for me the most healing thing in the world is probably to see the balance of my bank card is still very much there!
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If you like this post, please move your hand and give a thumbs up. If you don"t like this post, please put your right arm around your waist and make ten circles.
不是真心喜欢我，那就不要约我了，你不知道洗头发很累，化妆品很贵吗？
If you don"t really like me, don"t ask me out. Don"t you know that washing your hair is tiring and cosmetics are expensive?
不要总是跟我说对不起，我就想说，如果对不起有用的话，那么还要红包干什么呢？
Don"t always say sorry to me, I just want to say, if sorry is useful, then why want a red envelope?
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