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1.“先哄好了 再讲道理”对女生特别管用。
"Coax before reason" is especially useful for girls.
2.把快乐画成重点反复背诵。
Focus on happiness and recite it repeatedly.
3.太阳可维修，月亮可更换，星星不闪包退换！
The sun can be repaired, the moon can be replaced, and the star does not flash. Return and replace the bag!
4.奔跑中的皮卡丘：皮卡乒，皮卡乓，皮卡乒，皮卡乓
Pikachu in running: Pikachu, Pikachu, Pikachu, Pikachu
5.我的小肚子太博爱了，甜的酸的辣的冰的它都爱吃。
My little belly is too fraternal. It likes sweet, sour, spicy and ice.
6.钱没了 可以再赚 喜欢的人一定要让她开心。
If you can earn more money, the person you like must make her happy.
7.君不见江湖辽远，我只想见你。
I just want to see you.
8.岁月倥偬难免遇到人间荒唐，也没关系毕竟我们来日方长。
It"s hard to avoid the absurdity in the world in the rush of time. It doesn"t matter. After all, we have a long way to go.
9.噩运在左，我带你向右。
Bad luck is on the left, I"ll take you to the right.
10.我这个小朋友是要随时被放在怀里的。
my little friend should be kept in his arms at any time.
11.如果志同道合，我希望你我旗鼓相当。
If you share the same ideals, I hope you and I are equal.
12.别看我眼睛小，可我看上了你跑不了。
Although my eyes are small, I can"t run if I like you.
13.最近偷猪的特别多，我有点担心你，被谁惦记了都不知道。
Recently, there are many people stealing pigs. I"m a little worried about you. I don"t know who cares about you.
14.什么不求回报？我巴不得我喜欢你一分，你喜欢我一百分。
What"s not in return? I wish I liked you a little and you liked me a hundred
15.别人都是晒车晒对象晒存款，只有我晒得乌漆麻黑。想拥有这样一个你，对我总有细碎的爱意。比如一起行走的路上可以随便呓语，或者在一个湿漉漉的房子里，也能让月亮和星星亮起。
Other people are drying cars, drying objects and deposits, but I am the only one. Want to have such a you, I always have a little love. For example, you can talk freely on the way together, or you can make the moon and stars light up in a wet house.
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