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1、上天给了我宽阔的面貌，只是为了放大我的美貌。
God gave me a broad face, just to enlarge my beauty.
2、当男朋友不理你的时候，你不应该去找他们的错误，你应该反思一下你自己，为什么你只有一个男朋友。
When your boyfriend ignores you, you shouldn"t look for their mistakes. You should reflect on yourself and why you only have one boyfriend.
3、你化成灰我都认得你，但你化妆就过分了。
I know you no matter what you become, but I can"t recognize you when you make up.
4、听说你那个城市下雨了，我很担心你有没有带伞，如果带了，这雨就白下了。
I heard that it rained in your city. I"m worried if you have an umbrella with you. If you do, it will rain in vain.
5、每次面对美食我都告诫自己，吃多了会死，但结果证明，我根本不怕死。
Every time I face the delicious food, I tell myself that I will die if I eat too much, but the result proves that I am not afraid of death at all.
6、以前我以为钱能买到一切，后来才发现我错了，因为我钱不够。
I used to think money could buy everything, but later I found out I was wrong because I didn"t have enough money.
7、昨天我的包被抢了，我很伤心，为了这件事我哭了一个晚上，我实在想不通，我到底哪里不如我的包。
My bag was robbed yesterday. I was very sad. I cried all night for this. I couldn"t figure out where I was inferior to my bag.
8、昨天晚上和男朋友吵架了，早上醒来我就和空气干起来了，不为别的，它让我男朋友呼吸了。
I had a fight with my boyfriend last night. I woke up in the morning and started fighting with the air. There"s no reason, just because it makes my boyfriend breathe.
9、我不是没有回信息，我都用意念回你了，如果你收不到，说明我们没有心灵感应。
I didn"t return the information, I used my mind to return you. If you can"t receive it, it means that we don"t have telepathy.
10、减肥这个东西，胖的人从不开始，瘦的人从不放弃。
About losing weight, fat people never start, thin people never give up.
11、贫穷限制了那么多东西，为什么没有束缚我的体重。
Poverty has limited so many things. Why hasn"t it constrained my weight?
12、我是一个自律的人，说了减肥，那就要天天说。
l"m a self disciplined person who says to loseweight every day.
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