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为了防止我这个月又乱花钱，我提前把钱都花完了。
In order to prevent me from spending money again this month, I spent all my money in advance.
突然发现，哪凉快哪呆着去，这真不是骂人的话。
I suddenly found that it"s not a curse to stay cool.
目前最大的烦恼是，经济能力跟不上审美能力。
At present, the biggest worry is that the economic ability cannot keep up with the aesthetic ability.
我为什么要减肥，我又不是吃不起。
Why should I lose weight? I can"t afford it.
完美型男友：不抽烟 不喝酒 不打牌 不说谎 不存在。
Perfect boyfriend: no smoking, no drinking, no playing cards, no lying.
鱼和熊掌不可兼得，为什么穷、丑、矮可以同时兼得。
Fish and bear"s paw can"t have both. Why can poor, ugly and short have both at the same time.
以后千万别对我用美人计，要不然我会将计就计的。
Don"t try to trick me in the future, or I will.
严重的恐高症，害得我终身无法低头捡到钱。
The serious acrophobia made me unable to look down for money for my whole life.
相爱没有那么容易，每个人都有自己的手机。
Love is not so easy, everyone has their own mobile phone.
上帝为你关上一扇门的时候，一定会给你打开一扇窗，虽然让你丑了，但会让你强壮（胖）啊。
When God closes a door for you, he will open a window for you. Although it makes you ugly, it will make you strong (fat).
我来到你的城市，你却不请我吃顿饭。
I came to your city and you didn"t invite me to dinner.
猛的一看你不怎么样，仔细一看还不如猛的一看。
A fierce look at you is not so good, a careful look is not as fierce a look.
我的id是假冒的，大家不要相信我是骗子。
My ID is fake. Don"t believe that I"m a liar.
生活不止眼前的苟且，还有6.18过后还不完的花呗。
Life is not just about living in front of you, but also about spending after 6.18.
个人原因：今年夏天依旧肥胖。
Personal reason: still fat this summer.
拌了个凉菜得赶紧吃，要不然等会成了麻辣烫了。
I have to eat a cold dish quickly, otherwise it will become spicy hot.
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